tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post115307828187484248..comments2023-10-29T08:24:33.911-06:00Comments on Why oh why must it be this way?: My First Meme!puerileuwaitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153244913723851232006-07-18T11:48:00.000-06:002006-07-18T11:48:00.000-06:00GG,Great answers on "way too many levels" to comme...GG,<BR/><BR/>Great answers on "way too many levels" to comment on in this space.<BR/><BR/>You are tough-as-nails fun and scary all rolled into one (I seem to *attract* "challenging" women ... for some reason ... it's a gift/curse ...).<BR/><BR/>You remind me of 2-lines from "The Simpsons" (sorry ... my gut says that you're probably NOT a Simpsons fan ... nevertheless ...):<BR/><BR/>Scene: 2-boys are sitting on a split-rail fence watching Lisa gallop past.<BR/><BR/>Boy #1: "Look how she tamed that horse!"<BR/>Boy #2: "Yeah, but can any man tame her?"<BR/><BR/>I envy your future mate ... but, strangely, I pity him too ;-)<BR/>He'll never be bored, that's for damn sure.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153225431004463472006-07-18T06:23:00.000-06:002006-07-18T06:23:00.000-06:00You seem to like cheese and pizza a lot. :)At work...You seem to like cheese and pizza a lot. :)<BR/><BR/>At work and bored...I'll give it a whirl....hope you got time. <BR/><BR/>GRUB-OLOGY<BR/><BR/>• What is your salad dressing of choice?<BR/>> Why complicate things...Italian or a vinaigrette.<BR/><BR/>• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? <BR/>> I don't eat at fast food - I'd rather starve.<BR/><BR/>• What is your favorite sit down restaurant?<BR/>> Even if I told you...you wouldn't know what I was talking about. Plus...best place to eat is right in my kitchen.<BR/><BR/>• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? >15 - 20% but will not shy giving less if the service sux. Oh...and if it does suck, don't worry it usually is mentioned.<BR/><BR/>• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? <BR/>> Lobster. I'm a simple girl with expensive taste so what?!<BR/><BR/>• Name three foods you detest above all others.<BR/>> I eat it all except for cow brains, pickles and peanutbutter. Not a big fan.<BR/><BR/>• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? <BR/>> Tappas. I mean, Fried lice with som-yunguy<BR/><BR/>• What are your pizza toppings of choice? <BR/>> plain margarita is best.<BR/><BR/>• What do you like to put on your toast?<BR/>> Dunno...whatever is around. Eggs, ham, cheese, butter, jelly - anything. <BR/><BR/>• What is your favorite type of gum? <BR/>> Huh? It's gum...<BR/><BR/>BI-OLOGY<BR/><BR/>• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?<BR/>> I thought it was my brain, however it has been brought to my attention many times that some prefer to omit that particular and focus on the breasts. So, based on popular demand...boobs it is.<BR/><BR/>• Are you right handed or left handed? <BR/>> Depends.I would say I'm a bit ambidextrous.<BR/><BR/>• Do you like your smile? <BR/>> Yes. Again...have received more than one comment on it. I suppose all those years wearing braces paid off.<BR/><BR/>• Have you ever had anything removed from your body? <BR/>> Like what? An alien protrusion? No...well this one time...at band camp...i had a wart removed. Does that count?<BR/><BR/>• Would you like to? <BR/>> I'm all for liposuction. You live only once. You might as well look your best.<BR/><BR/>• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? <BR/>> My common sense. LOL - couldn't resist.<BR/><BR/>• When was the last time you had a cavity? <BR/>> a new one? a while tho the dentist is like the mechanic. any time you go he'll find something to drill.<BR/> <BR/>• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?<BR/> > water buckets, hay<BR/><BR/>• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? <BR/>> No,but i have thought of doing it to others. Mia culpa!<BR/><BR/>MISC-OLOGY<BR/><BR/>• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? <BR/>> Hell yeah. At least I'd know when I can quit this job, tell my boss what i think of him, kiss a random hottie on the street, dance on a pole, go fishing naked, and all the other improper things one would like to do but doesn't. <BR/> <BR/>• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?<BR/>> Off the top of my head like this...i'm stumped....humm...something cool like Vega.<BR/><BR/>• How do you express your artistic side? <BR/>> I blog, I talk, I rant, I rave and I paint<BR/><BR/>• What color do you think you look best in? <BR/>> Ceranwrap clear<BR/><BR/>• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?<BR/>> Tough question...though I assure you I woulnd't go down without a fight.<BR/><BR/>• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?<BR/>> I swallow and it's no mistake. Ok, I'll be serious: one time on a trail ride I was coughing and swallowed a fly.<BR/><BR/>• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? <BR/>>Hell no. Tho I have a friend with a hot cousin..does that count?<BR/><BR/>• How often do you go to church? <BR/>> I try twice a year but before I do, I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in and I swirl it all about. This is to make sure that I don't go up in flames. Figured if I go toe first I'll have enough time to put the fire out.<BR/><BR/>• Have you ever saved someone’s life?<BR/>> Yes, drowining victim<BR/><BR/>• Has someone ever saved yours? <BR/>> No...I can swim just fine.<BR/><BR/>DARE-OLOGY<BR/><BR/>For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.<BR/><BR/>• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? <BR/>> Yeah!<BR/><BR/>• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?<BR/>> Nah...not enough money. unless ofcourse she's the likes of Angelina Jolie. And def not if she's anything like our admin girl. BARF!<BR/><BR/>• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?<BR/>> I guess tho I'm not sure I'd know what to do.<BR/><BR/>• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?<BR/>> I got 9 more. And with some of that money I could get it reattached. <BR/><BR/>• Would you never blog again for $50,000?<BR/>> Yep - sorry guys...I'm cheap!<BR/><BR/>• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?<BR/>> Hell yeah. Though I can't imagine the reputation of a magazine that pays so little for nude pics.<BR/><BR/>• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? <BR/>> I'd give it a try...not sure I could survive this one.<BR/><BR/>• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?<BR/>> Only one life?! Damn!<BR/><BR/>• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?<BR/>> Well...I'm half way there. All I need is to shave my head. <BR/><BR/>• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?<BR/>> Easy! I don't watch more than 1hr of TV a day anyway. No biggie.<BR/><BR/>PHew! Done! Now i'm tired.GirlGoylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14722706205046182191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153222970830715362006-07-18T05:42:00.000-06:002006-07-18T05:42:00.000-06:00Gulty about a past wilding???...never, I don't do ...Gulty about a past wilding???...never, I don't do guilt...but I also will never tell ;-)leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153219194139597142006-07-18T04:39:00.000-06:002006-07-18T04:39:00.000-06:00Thank you PG. Normally, being a smart-ass garners ...Thank you PG. Normally, being a smart-ass garners me scorn, not praise.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153196666463164202006-07-17T22:24:00.000-06:002006-07-17T22:24:00.000-06:00I would like to take this opportunity to say; I lo...I would like to take this opportunity to say; I love your wicked smart-ass sarcastic wit. <BR/><BR/>It's very fun.<BR/><BR/>also, thanks for some insight into you. Nice.Party Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803387514872401131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153186776439491482006-07-17T19:39:00.000-06:002006-07-17T19:39:00.000-06:00Leelee, the truth comes out! This meme really seem...Leelee, the truth comes out! This meme really seems to have struck a chord with you.<BR/><BR/>And I think you are on the verge of spilling the beans about something wild that you feel guilty about ...<BR/><BR/>And yes, while it was nice for me that you did your meme in the comments of my post, you should also post it on your blog.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153184318027482792006-07-17T18:58:00.000-06:002006-07-17T18:58:00.000-06:00ok...I see that I am the only one who played meme ...ok...I see that I am the only one who played meme with you...was I supposed to put that on MY blog? and not answer here?leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153184242476933182006-07-17T18:57:00.000-06:002006-07-17T18:57:00.000-06:00Interesting and disturbing yes, but..I used to do ...Interesting and disturbing yes, but..I used to do crazy stuff for the hell of it, now, money sweetens the pot...lol..wait, wait that didn't come out right....not that I actually DO "stuff"...this is all hypothetical right...hey you started it!leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153182326003716812006-07-17T18:25:00.000-06:002006-07-17T18:25:00.000-06:00BB, I need to start thinking things through a bit ...BB, I need to start thinking things through a bit more often. Okay, I'll cancel the surgery. But the boobs stay.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153182242015993142006-07-17T18:24:00.000-06:002006-07-17T18:24:00.000-06:00Leelee, my "things I'd do for money" graph would b...Leelee, my "things I'd do for money" graph would be an inverted bell curve: more willing when I was young, and also now that I'm getting older. Interesting ... and disturbing.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153171255535438482006-07-17T15:20:00.000-06:002006-07-17T15:20:00.000-06:00You could just pee sitting down ya know.You could just pee sitting down ya know.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153167700343582202006-07-17T14:21:00.000-06:002006-07-17T14:21:00.000-06:00ohhhh, that ISN'T your real picture??Honestly I th...ohhhh, that ISN'T your real picture??<BR/><BR/>Honestly I thought perhaps you had mixed up the dimensions and you actually meant 6" 1'<BR/><BR/>As far as my answers go..it seems the OLDER I get, the more things I actually WOULD do for money..hmmmm interesting.leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153166767782064872006-07-17T14:06:00.000-06:002006-07-17T14:06:00.000-06:00Leelee - Good answers! And some of them got me so ...Leelee - Good answers! And some of them got me so excited, that I'm ready for the nude walk down the public street now ...<BR/><BR/>BTW, you fell into my evil trap! You are helping to confirm my theory that most women CAN be attracted to someone from the same sex, given the right conditions. Not true for most men, though, priests and scoutmasters being the exception to the rule.<BR/><BR/>And of course you can say anything here! In fact, the waxing paragraph has me ready to wax the ol' surfboard.<BR/><BR/>And yes, those are my height / weight dimensions. I'll let you in on my little secret ... that really isn't my picture.<BR/><BR/>The post was unscheduled, BTW, but way too fun to pass up. Memes are neat. If fact, I already have plans for a followup ...puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153162477854789072006-07-17T12:54:00.000-06:002006-07-17T12:54:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153160109601707202006-07-17T12:15:00.000-06:002006-07-17T12:15:00.000-06:00PJ, it's not a challenge unless they're moving. Su...PJ, it's not a challenge unless they're moving. Suction cups and stealth, m'lady.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153159907119458132006-07-17T12:11:00.000-06:002006-07-17T12:11:00.000-06:00So, when you tag the boxcars are you right out the...So, when you tag the boxcars are you right out there or all furtive like?Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05241997715764189848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153159085133084632006-07-17T11:58:00.000-06:002006-07-17T11:58:00.000-06:00Okay, leelee, but no "fluff" answers. I want to se...Okay, leelee, but no "fluff" answers. I want to see the real you, as disturbing as that may be.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-1153158801376734672006-07-17T11:53:00.000-06:002006-07-17T11:53:00.000-06:00OOOH, I want to play..may take some time..I'm righ...OOOH, I want to play..may take some time..I'm right on it!!leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.com