tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post3918692047996935181..comments2023-10-29T08:24:33.911-06:00Comments on Why oh why must it be this way?: An Interview with the Cruel Virgin - Question #5puerileuwaitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-34050828141435586812007-10-20T06:19:00.000-06:002007-10-20T06:19:00.000-06:00Pinks - Actually it was a woman. And if I can't tr...Pinks - Actually it was a woman. And if I can't trust a woman, whom can I trust?puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-50399809657658956992007-09-29T13:05:00.000-06:002007-09-29T13:05:00.000-06:00and how often did the old coot get to use his?see....and how often did the old coot get to use his?<BR/><BR/>see...you've got to consider the source when you do your research, pugsy.<BR/><BR/>how will you ever pass your viva?<BR/>xx<BR/>pinksPinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-82789710457731413882007-09-29T12:00:00.000-06:002007-09-29T12:00:00.000-06:00PK - That IS troubling. What if there's a nuclear ...PK - That IS troubling. What if there's a nuclear holocaust, and Top-Gun and his Stepford Wife are the only ones available to repopulate the planet?<BR/><BR/>How would that look to "The Outsiders" from another galaxy? A world consisting of short, couch-jumping, bisexuals would almost certainly attract alien hostilities. And I wouldn't blame them.<BR/><BR/>In fact, I'm currently writing a book on the very same subject, and with Madonna's endorsement, I may be able to gain "traction" on the resulting Religion "off-shoot".<BR/><BR/>Well I'd love to share more of my thoughts on this topic, but a non-descript van with several men in sunglasses and dark suits just pulled into my driveway. So I'll see you later (I hope).<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Pinks - Not to worry. I read somewhere (I think it was on that old coot's sex talk show) that it's how (often) you use it.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-24696859988647063892007-09-29T11:35:00.000-06:002007-09-29T11:35:00.000-06:00Compactly efficient?hmmm...and my ass doesn't look...Compactly efficient?<BR/><BR/>hmmm...<BR/><BR/>and my ass doesn't look fat in these jeans either, eh?<BR/><BR/>xx<BR/>pinksPinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-36291661235332153292007-09-28T22:58:00.000-06:002007-09-28T22:58:00.000-06:00You may be on to something here - just heard the H...You may be on to something here - just heard the High Priest of the Wackos, Tom Cruise, is building a $10M bunker in his back yard to fend off the alien attack he thinks is coming. He may well have the last laugh after all!!The Phosgene Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398079881174725139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-22471965288660845582007-09-27T05:46:00.000-06:002007-09-27T05:46:00.000-06:00FM - Well on the bright side, I suppose I'd prefer...FM - Well on the bright side, I suppose I'd prefer THAT, to discovering we're one big "Lazy Susan Appetizer Tray" for the E.T. set.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Enemy - I want to post. Just like I want to make my usual rounds through all of your blogs. I enjoy those things. But it's been tough lately with the current routine. I look forward to Q6, my friend.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>PK - Damn them! Oh, not for their wacky form of heresy, mind you. But for the tax advantages they enjoy. Perhaps this post can be the moon rock upon which WE can build OUR church. We can call ourselves "Pugapaliens". Who's with me?<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Pinks - I like your flexibility! Though I don't like to think of my "bribe" as small. I prefer to think of it as "compactly efficient".<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Pud - I'm gonna try. So what if that impacts "quality". I'm hoping everyone has long given up looking for quality in my posts, anyway.<BR/><BR/>I miss you too, my little Desert Dessert. I can 't wait to get you back here, so we can spend ample time "getting reacquainted". In fact, I already have a wonderful extended vacation planned for us at Indiana's Sand Dunes!puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-16400958344503117082007-09-26T23:33:00.000-06:002007-09-26T23:33:00.000-06:00Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug .....oh how I miss you. A...Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug .....oh how I miss you. Are you going to post more regularly?Pudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18093522590924496308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-86648276581601235022007-09-26T18:26:00.000-06:002007-09-26T18:26:00.000-06:00Dear Repuglican,Nope. But, I could be persuaded to...Dear Repuglican,<BR/><BR/>Nope. But, I could be persuaded to keep the secret for a small bribe.<BR/>xx<BR/>pinksPinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-56193036089029427602007-09-26T16:16:00.000-06:002007-09-26T16:16:00.000-06:00...and that,boys and girls, is where scientologist......and that,boys and girls, is where scientologists came from...The Phosgene Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398079881174725139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-66812469253582726782007-09-26T13:31:00.000-06:002007-09-26T13:31:00.000-06:00Okay! Give me a few days--you probably don't want ...Okay! Give me a few days--you probably don't want to post anyway--and I will come up with a killer.<BR/><BR/>LOL to Crash Test--so true.Enemy of the Republichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17342253341470198835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-25046836743831814202007-09-26T10:16:00.000-06:002007-09-26T10:16:00.000-06:00"the real reason for the coverup is that the publi..."the real reason for the coverup is that the public couldn't bear the knowledge of aliens behaving as stupidly as us. We expect better of them."<BR/><BR/>LOL! Heavens- there might be a tad more truth to that than I want to believe :)<BR/><BR/>I look forward to #6 ;)Mayden' s Voyagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169575773884459343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-55736697178182096382007-09-25T18:31:00.000-06:002007-09-25T18:31:00.000-06:00PK - Unfortunately after careful consideration, I ...PK - Unfortunately after careful consideration, I must discount them for at least 2-reasons:<BR/><BR/>1) Extraterrestrial cuisine is dubious at best, as it is always dispensed in vending machine fashion. Mexican food, on the other hand, is delicious (the fast food variants - such as Taco Bell and their modified caulking guns - being the exception).<BR/><BR/>2) Extraterrestrial vehicles are "stealthy" in nature, while the Mexican equivalents are meant to attract attention.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-72235476742855162032007-09-25T18:23:00.000-06:002007-09-25T18:23:00.000-06:00Pinks - Darn! I meant to keep THAT just between us...Pinks - Darn! I meant to keep THAT just between us!<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Serena - Well in that case, call ME butter, 'cuz I'm on a roll! Hoo-ya!<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Leelee - Hugs back, my friend, future employer, and possible next wife!<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Cruisermel - Hmmmm ... maybe THAT was the true origin of "Easter Egg Hunts", and why bunnies are associated ...<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>She - Well then, I recommend that you repeatedly watch "The Postman Always Rings Twice" to prepare for my visit.<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Kate - But if you wind up at Leelee's, who will be there at your house to tend to MY needs?puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-66205433219876491892007-09-25T18:17:00.000-06:002007-09-25T18:17:00.000-06:00Mexico is like another planet and we have a lot al...Mexico is like another planet and we have a lot aliens from there - illegal, but aliens none the less, does that count??The Phosgene Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398079881174725139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-86043622500369911272007-09-25T18:03:00.000-06:002007-09-25T18:03:00.000-06:00I was loving the post until the comments started b...I was loving the post until the comments started bashing my beloved Sunshine State! lol <BR/><BR/>Imagining the interracial combos that could exist goes a long way to proving that like Serena, my lot are just not from here! <BR/><BR/>I like the perks that LeeLee offers... and she is in Florida... right??? Maybe IIIII should hit her up for a job! *wink (not the cabana boy gig though... I meant the store/beach/hang out one... you know... right!!??!!) <BR/><BR/>Its Kate btwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-67685234141423497552007-09-25T09:02:00.000-06:002007-09-25T09:02:00.000-06:00how are toilet paper and the starship Enterprise s...how are toilet paper and the starship Enterprise similar?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>they circle around uranus looking for kingons.<BR/><BR/>*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*<BR/><BR/>grrrherhahaha.<BR/><BR/><BR/>you throwin down on the dirty south bra? grrrherhaha so you know.<BR/><BR/>then i deserve many sympathy visits to the yardsparringK9https://www.blogger.com/profile/08031137344229440004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-20966982447312614352007-09-24T23:22:00.000-06:002007-09-24T23:22:00.000-06:00Hey Hey HEY - that bunny doesn't have any genitali...Hey Hey HEY - that bunny doesn't have any genitalia. What to tweak, what to tweak?????CruiserMelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533458890767625373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-50966815735715227792007-09-24T20:03:00.000-06:002007-09-24T20:03:00.000-06:00lol Pug..HUGS!!lol Pug..<BR/><BR/>HUGS!!leeleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659647396847327564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-19382335509779801172007-09-24T14:04:00.000-06:002007-09-24T14:04:00.000-06:00Butter has its place.:-)Butter has its place.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-78682711379343844682007-09-24T10:08:00.000-06:002007-09-24T10:08:00.000-06:00you're a weirdoxxyou're a weirdo<BR/>xxPinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-3218843468606007232007-09-24T04:59:00.000-06:002007-09-24T04:59:00.000-06:00Serena - Let me put it this way: you don't even ha...Serena - Let me put it this way: you don't even have to add butter. Unless you're really into that sort of thing.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Scary - Yes, now that you mention it, I DO remember that SNL commercial. I always liked Acroyd's wacky characters and skits on SNL (who could forget the Bass-O-Matic?). Mel's Char Palace. Now THERE"S a GREAT name for a restaurant!<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Lamby - I've already said too much. If the Men in Black stop by to pay you a visit, say nothing.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Corn Dog - Why can't it be BOTH? After all, there ARE two of them. And they shouldn't come from the same branch of the tree, because that would be creepy.<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>Pinks - Actually, I can. I've always preferred nude modelling. If you can find the "original" glue, you can get a nice buzz going. And there's no clothing on which to accidently spill the glue. Plus there's plenty of parts to snap into place.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-17863144906219594062007-09-23T05:26:00.000-06:002007-09-23T05:26:00.000-06:00Dear Repuglican,well, its kind of a hobby.can you ...Dear Repuglican,<BR/><BR/>well, its kind of a hobby.<BR/><BR/>can you think of a better one?<BR/>xx<BR/>pinks<BR/><BR/>PS you put up a 6' fence around your cabana and you'll keep out alot of women, too.Pinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-58950252349283653352007-09-23T00:14:00.000-06:002007-09-23T00:14:00.000-06:00So, umm, are you saying this is how Sonny and Cher...So, umm, are you saying this is how Sonny and Cher got here? Aliens? or cow assholes?Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-78524102530208673142007-09-22T18:02:00.000-06:002007-09-22T18:02:00.000-06:00Oh puggy! You mean...? WOW!Oh puggy! You mean...? WOW!Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412794.post-7875761178188149902007-09-22T17:38:00.000-06:002007-09-22T17:38:00.000-06:00Seems like Me saw that once on SNL.With Dan Ackroy...Seems like Me saw that once on SNL.<BR/>With Dan Ackroyd and Gilda Radner <BR/><BR/><BR/>Mel: Hi! I'm Mel, for Mel's Char Palace! Where you find your own cow! You cut your own steaks! You select your cow from over 200 head! You stun it! You cut it! You charbroil it! You.. cut.. your own steaks! We give you the saw! You cut your own sirloins, tips, blades, and roasts! You find it! You stun it! You cut it! As big and as thick as you want it! Only at Mel's Char Palace! Our saws are light! Here's Mrs. Mel!<BR/><BR/>[ Mrs. Mel walks up gripping a chainsaw ]<BR/><BR/>Show 'em how to work the saw!<BR/><BR/>[ Mrs. Mel lets the chainsaw rip ]<BR/><BR/>Yeah, she does it, you can, too, at Mel's Char Palace, 217 Paramus! <BR/><BR/>Only in New Jersey!<BR/><BR/>STOMP!Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.com