The Joke:
Doctor Joe had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him. "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to have sex with a patient and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: ...
And now ... The Punchline ...
"Joe, you're a vet."
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So he's "that" way!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!:-)
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i got to
the punchline,
i'd forgotten the joke
timing is everything in comedy, pug, everything
/t.
damned
ReplyDeletealheimers
oh yeah... looks
like the lamb may be
thinking about changing doctors
/t.
forgot
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" alzheimer's "
/t.
Lamby - Sometimes when a door closes, the little door at the bottom opens.
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Serena - Now we know why PetMeds is SO popular: NO vet visits.
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/t. - I forgot that Scary blogs from Japan. So the children of tomorrow will benefit from my punchline.
Lamby may want to get a second opinion
Maybe Doctor Joe can help you there. He prefers to work with Alzheimer's patients (his favorite movie is "50 First Dates").
Hey Pug. You get double stomps for that one!!! Me sides really do hurt.
ReplyDeleteMe be free again! strange post coming.
STOMP! STOMP!!...STOMP!!!
The last one were fer good luck.
Gotta watch out for "those kind" of doctors.
ReplyDeleteI think Lamby is slightly aroused by the thought of Doctor Joe checking her wool.
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pinks
As long as Joe doesn't specialize in hamsters....
ReplyDeleteLOL at Pink's comment.:-)
ReplyDeleteScary - If your sides don't stop hurting, you may want to see Doctor Joe.
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Lamby - Good advice. It's wise to keep your guard up around HMOsexuals.
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Pinksie - As long as he doesn't pull the wool up over her eyes, she'll be okay.
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Limpy - That's why it's important to make sure he uses medical tape instead of duct tape.
One time, for no apparent reason, a Dr. checked me out...prior to surgery-
ReplyDeleteto this day I wish I really understood what was going on...
Or...maybe not.
He knew what he was doing, in that little room in the side hall of the hospital.
I may not have thought so at the time, but I do now...
-m???
Anonymous - Are you SERIOUS? Because if a doctor (or anyone in a position of trust) really did something inappropriate, he should get his ass kicked, license revoked, and jail time in a "pound-him-in-the-ass" prison.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I've been known to moonlight as a dressmaker. I have the lady model the fabric as I use chalk to mark seams here and pleats there. Then I mark out pockets on each breast. When the lady says she doesn't want breast pockets, I use my hands to vigorously wipe off the chalk.
But of course we dressmakers play by our own rules, following our own "patterns" of morality!
pugsy i didn't know you MADE dresses. I thought you just liked wearing them ;)
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pinks
PS - I have just the pair of slippers for that ensemble.
Pinks - I resent that remark! I'd NEVER wear a dress! (Unless of course you were into that sort of role-playing ...)
ReplyDeleteAll this talk of dress-making is giving me a "Silence of the Lambs" flashback.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Geoffrey Dohmer a dressmaker too? Oh no that was the guy in silence of the lambs....excuse the confusion.
ReplyDeleteLimpy - It does what it's told, and puts the lotion on.
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Girlgoyle - Exactly, so let's get it straight next time. Plus, I've never lived in Milwaukee.
LOL at all these comments...the best Jerry..the best
ReplyDeleteI love it here
Hey Leelee! Welcome back! We love having you here. I missed you, and hope all is well with you and the "fam".
ReplyDelete(p.s. - Who's Jerry?)
It's actually a misquoted Kenny Banya quote from Seinfeld...it's supposed to be:
ReplyDelete"That's gold Jerry....gold"
my bad :-\
thanks for the warm welcome back!!
HUGS!!
I think you scared the lambie.
ReplyDeleteThey dont call me a thespian for nothing.
ReplyDeleteLeelee - Thanks :-)
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Corn Dog - Lamby is pretty unflappable (it's probably all the lanolin).
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Pinks - Still, they should stop the name calling.
Who's Kenny Banya, Jerry?
ReplyDeleteMan, how do you do it? Me only got about 14 comments with this gag idea.
Pug-adoodle-stomp.
Scary - I'm just lucky, I guess.
ReplyDeleteHey Pug- just stopping in to say hellp
ReplyDeleteI mean, hello :)
I wonder if that was a slip of some kind? lol-
Hope all is well with you :)
FM - Same here. Thanks for dropping by.
ReplyDeleteI think I dated that guy.
ReplyDeleteWell, Karla, there's certainly enough of us - er, THEM - out there, I'm afraid.
ReplyDeleteNEW POST!!!!!
ReplyDeleteor I'll bite!
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pinks
A full service vet. Quite a concept! lol to the comments (I liked the lanolin bit.... and the thought of a pug in a dress made me giggle too... role playing of course! *wink)
ReplyDeleteOhhh I have been gone so long I may actually have 2 Pug posts to catch up on! I am off to see...
Pinksie - A ha! You fell into my trap! I was HOPING you were a biter.
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Kate - Kinky vets? Lanolin? Pugs in dresses? Girl, what has Europe DONE to you?
Sorry, busy week--I didn't expect a post--wow 2--so soon. I don't get the joke, but I never get jokes.
ReplyDeleteEnemy - Let me explain. Most readers assume that he made sweet love to a human patient. Then the punchline reveals that he's actually a veterenarian.
ReplyDeleteOops. I misspelled veterinarian. Please don't deduct points off of my grade! I need to pass!
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell aren't I on this list, hmm?
ReplyDeleteMalSnay - Oops, I think you commented on the wrong post, buddy.
ReplyDeleteummm is it me or did YOU and your possie write about all of those here FIRST??? I was just recaping! lol Europe didnt do a thing to me... it just comes naturally! *WINK
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