Monday, December 08, 2008

Moana Lisa

Hi everybody,

Still no time or energy just yet to resume my normal trickle of insipid posts. So instead I thought I'd share an image courtesy of Dianne.

And let me tell you, it was quite the challenge for me to even get to see "the goods". Which seems to mirror this particular pug's real life most poetically these days.

I'd like to tentatively rename it "The Pug's Moana Lisa". I'll leave it to all of you to analyze the image for hidden symbols and clues.

So I need you to put on your "historical art detective caps" and help me out.

Why is she smiling? Why is she covering up? What is the significance of red in the picture? Is this REALLY a "thinly-veiled self-portrait" of the pug? What secret message(s) do the garter and armband convey? Why is there a noticeable absence of belly button bling? What is that green, conical object in the lower right of the frame? What exactly is a "Louvre"?




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41 comments:

Little Lamb said...

Dianne must know the way to your heart.

Little Lamb said...

I will have to kidnap you at once.

Helene said...

I bet she is very smart and a lovely person. Probably very philanthropic... is that why you like her Pug?? She must be an animal rights activist!

Anonymous said...

does
your sister
know you posted
her pic on your blog?

/t.

Anonymous said...

why did you have to point out that green conical object? huh? now i'm gonna obsess about it all the friggin' day long.....

dianne said...

Ah Puggles my love...so you found my little 'treat' I see. ;-)
Do you like?
She is covering up her breasts because the focus of the add should be on the silk chiffon G-string, yeah right. ;-)
Why is it red? Because red is sexy and also the colour of Christmas, note the wreath and bauble on the fireplace and the green thing Foamie is the top of a Christmas tree.
And wouldn't it be a lovely surprise for Pug if she jumped out of his stocking on Christmas morning. :-) ♥ ♥ ♥

leelee said...

Oh wow...I have the exact same...




wreath



HUGS 4 PUGS!

Enemy of the Republic said...

Tell your sister to give me back my garter!

Anonymous said...

LOL
@
enemy :)

/t.

boneman said...

She's smiling because she's picturing you in the thong. Not sure it's a smile so much as a sexy, suggestive facial motion.
She's not covering up. The idiot cameraman took the picture at the wrong time!
Red because it's HOT (sssssss!)
Not enough fur to be thinly veiled.
Then again, who's to say she was bikini waxed, eh?
I don't know what the arm thing is. Probably a bracelet, but that garter isn't a garter.
It's a rope that she uses to start that vibrator on the floor behind her. Yeah....latest thing. It's a gas powered vibrator.
You can't wear belly bling when you're using a gas powered vibrator.
The green thing?
That IS the vibrator....
A hundred BAM BAM BAMs a second at full speed.
A Louvre is what the vibrator will carve if you leave your belly bling in.

Sassy Blondie said...

She's definitely ready for the holidays, eh? Maybe she's the new Mrs. Claus that the ole fat bastard traded up for?

She must be cold up there at the North Pole....

Sassy Blondie said...

Oh! I forgot to tell you:

My boobs are bigger than hers...

dianne said...

OMG Boney! What an imagination you have...I cant stop laughing. :-)

sparringK9 said...

im concerned about that drink! all that red dye looks like "sweet" to me. a guaranteed headache.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - Well if she does, I sure hope she left a trail of Junior Mints, 'cuz they're delicious!

And if you wear THAT outfit, it won't have to be a kidnapping.

***

Helene - Animals have a right to procreate. That is a part of the allure.

***

/t. - I knew you had homosexual feelings for me, but had no idea you find me THAT attractive. 'Cuz she's hot. So if she WERE my sister, I suppose we'd have to move to Medicine Hat, where incest is socially accepted.

***

Foam - The key is to take your mind off of it by focusing instead on why the fireplace is unlit.

***

Dianne - You're right! It DOES help me to focus on her G-string! I wish I knew marketing. I thought it was red because she is a subliminal Communist recruiter, so thanks for the clarification.

But if that IS the top of a Christmas tree, why is it so damned short* (* which, come to think of it, is what she may wonder about me)?

I'd be happy if anything other than the usual lump of coal jumped out on XMAS morn.

***

Leelee - Well in that case I'd like to see one of the knockers that the wreath hangs over.

***

Enemy - Are you SURE you left it in HER boudoir? After all, she's given up the lesbian lifestyle.

***

Boneman - First off, thank you for - so far - being the only one to diligently complete the assignment.

So let's review, shall we?

If she were picturing ME in the thong, you would see an expression much closer to that of biting into a lemon.

And she is stuck in the covering up pose because of my patented "Crazy Glue on the nipples" trick.

Interesting theory on the choice of red, and probably more probable than my own speculation that it's meant to encourage charging.

Good take on the fur, as I usually don't bikini wax again until May.

Finally, I don't know if your richly detailed "gas powered vibrator" premise shakes out; but if it does, then it's probably the next closest thing to her having me there.

***

Sassy - If she IS the new Mrs. Claus, then Santa's probably the only one getting a present this year.

Whoa! Did you say that your boobs are even BIGGER? Plus YOU probably never cover them up. Well in that case, I know which hearth this "longhorn" wants to head to for the holidays.

***

Dianne - He did put a lot of thought into it. A tip of the cap to Boney.

***

K9 - What color is rohypnol in its dissolved form? Just curious ...

Anonymous said...

oooooooo

my
canadian toque
is off to you, pug,
for the devastating power of your mostly tho probably not entirely inaccurate characterization of myself and my city

ha haha ha aha aha haha ha ah ha ahah ha ha aha ha hah aha haha aha ah ha aha ha ha haha ha hah aha ha haha haha ahah aha ha ha

<3s to your sister

/t.

dianne said...

Hey Puggles my love, its a miniature Christmas tree...just for you...just in case you're not toilet trained and you have to pee. ♥♥

Its not a vibrator Boney my love...that invention of yours with its 100 BAM BAM BAMs per second sounds more like heavy duty machinery for road building. ♥♥

ANNA-LYS said...

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____________And Also, A Happy
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______I Hope You Have A Nice Day On
_____Christmas Day, Filled With Lots Of
____Family Time.....And Of Course Eating
___Lots Of Nice Foods, And Candies. I Hope
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.Brings You Lots Of Presents On Christmas Day
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Pink said...

I've seen your pic, so quit lying. That's your DAUGHTER, not your sister!

xx
pinks

cathy said...

what is belly button bling?

She isn't covering up she is holding her falsies on with her elbows:)

NYD said...

I don't care to answer questions.
I just want to look at her and forget about everything else.

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - Wait. Flannel, curling, toques AND humility? Well in that case, "Ich bin ein Medicine Hatter".

***

Dianne - Oh, I see. Well for the record I am somewhat toilet trained, but I like to have options.

***

Anna-Lys - Merry Christmas to you! May you recharge soon and come back to us. Miss you.

***

Pink - Any pictures you may have seen are obviously FAKES! Plus I was broke, really needed the money, and the photographer said it would help my modeling career.

***

Cathy - For me, belly button bling is the lint that seems to collect in it frequently. For you, it is the huge diamond that I want to purchase and personally install.

FALSIES?! She must take us for a bunch of boobs.

***

NYD - Me too. Except for sex. I want to remember how to do that.

Anonymous said...

she's smiling cuz she's the cat that just ate the mouse.....

puerileuwaite said...

Well if that's true, I'd better not kiss her. Not only because of the mouse-related "ick" factor, but perhaps also because - like "Pretty Woman" - I don't want to fall in love.

Serena said...

Geez, I hardly know what to say about that pneumatic young lady. The good news is, if we're ever in a Titanic-type situation together, she's the one who'll be mistaken for a flotation device.:)

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Well in that case my motto is "safety first".

darkfoam said...

sigh .. the poor young woman is still frozen in the same position ..
i'm tempted to knit her some sensible woolens now so she can cover up properly ..

puerileuwaite said...

I was kind of hoping she would help me stick it out through New Year's. Then giving me up can be one of her resolutions.

darkfoam said...

in that case she's fine just where she is ..
just beware ..
she might not wanna give you up..

dianne said...

My dearest Puggles, I would like to wish you a very Happy and Merry Christmas, filled with the things that bring joy to your life. ♥
Thank you also my friend for welcoming me to your blog, your thoughtful dedication which meant so much to me and also for all the great comments you have left at my blog, you have brought a lot of happiness into my life. ♥♥♥

puerileuwaite said...

Foam - Thanks! You should see how dorky a pug looks when you make him blush! Not a pretty sight. Perhaps that was your intention.

And I want to believe you're right about her: that she chooses to stay - not because I hid her clothing - but rather that she prefers being wrapped in (pug) fur.

***

Dianne - And Merry Christmas to you too, m'lady. I am happy to have you here, and always look forward to YOUR visits and posts. You and all of the other great friends that I've met have made this a pleasurable hobby (plus one that is usually G-rated and only mildly disgusting to others).

But I can't take credit for the happiness, as it obviously must have snuck in right behind me, no doubt to avoid paying the cover charge.

puerileuwaite said...

BTW, sorry that I haven't been able to resume my "normal" programming, but I've been tied up* (* and not the good, "bondage" variety either) lately. But I have a few things in store, as soon as time permits (hopefully real soon).

darkfoam said...

as long as you are not mangy and flea bitten i'm sure she won't mind at all ..

sparringK9 said...

i believe moana's put on some weight since last i visited. too much egg nog.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I have seen Sassy's ample bosom in person. They are quite sizable.

And get that filthy fucking lamb off of this blog!

puerileuwaite said...

Foam - Whew! Good thing I'm not flea bitten.

***

K9 - Actually, we had a little "accident". How many pups can I sign you up for?

***

Mighty D - Viewing Sassy over the Internets via pay-per-view is technically NOT in person.

However, getting to scale her peaks after a delicious Thanksgiving dinner during her visit to the Rockies was quite an adventure. I lost some fine sherpas along the way.

Rest assured that Lamby's abusive language toward you is in the past. She's handed that task back to the rest of the Internets.

dianne said...

Lol @ Foamie...we know you aren't flea bitten and mangy my love...you are a gentlepug. ♥

Sorry you have been tied up, well maybe you aren't, I didn't realise that when I gifted that girl to you that she was into bondage.
Anyway she would find you irresistible so keep her wrapped in pug fur and I'm sure she wont want to leave after Christmas...a little bit of loving goes a long way in securing a girls heart. ♥

leelee said...

Merry Christmas Pug!


HUGS 4 PUGS!

sparringK9 said...

grrrrrrrherherhahahahahaha! now that was funny. youre good.

merry christmas to my favorite smash-faced curl-tailed blogger.

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