Sunday, June 10, 2007

Collective Craziness


The Joke:

Doctor Joe had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him. "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to have sex with a patient and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: ...


And now ... The Punchline ...



"Joe, you're a vet."


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40 comments:

Little Lamb said...

So he's "that" way!

Serena Joy said...

LMAO!:-)

/t. said...

by
time
i got to
the punchline,
i'd forgotten the joke

timing is everything in comedy, pug, everything

/t.

/t. said...

damned
alheimers

oh yeah... looks
like the lamb may be
thinking about changing doctors

/t.

/t. said...

forgot
how to spell
" alzheimer's "

/t.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - Sometimes when a door closes, the little door at the bottom opens.

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Serena - Now we know why PetMeds is SO popular: NO vet visits.

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/t. - I forgot that Scary blogs from Japan. So the children of tomorrow will benefit from my punchline.

Lamby may want to get a second opinion

Maybe Doctor Joe can help you there. He prefers to work with Alzheimer's patients (his favorite movie is "50 First Dates").

Scary Monster said...

Hey Pug. You get double stomps for that one!!! Me sides really do hurt.

Me be free again! strange post coming.

STOMP! STOMP!!...STOMP!!!
The last one were fer good luck.

Little Lamb said...

Gotta watch out for "those kind" of doctors.

Pink said...

I think Lamby is slightly aroused by the thought of Doctor Joe checking her wool.

;)

xx
pinks

limpy99 said...

As long as Joe doesn't specialize in hamsters....

Serena Joy said...

LOL at Pink's comment.:-)

puerileuwaite said...

Scary - If your sides don't stop hurting, you may want to see Doctor Joe.

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Lamby - Good advice. It's wise to keep your guard up around HMOsexuals.

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Pinksie - As long as he doesn't pull the wool up over her eyes, she'll be okay.

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Limpy - That's why it's important to make sure he uses medical tape instead of duct tape.

Anonymous said...

One time, for no apparent reason, a Dr. checked me out...prior to surgery-
to this day I wish I really understood what was going on...

Or...maybe not.

He knew what he was doing, in that little room in the side hall of the hospital.

I may not have thought so at the time, but I do now...

-m???

puerileuwaite said...

Anonymous - Are you SERIOUS? Because if a doctor (or anyone in a position of trust) really did something inappropriate, he should get his ass kicked, license revoked, and jail time in a "pound-him-in-the-ass" prison.

On the other hand, I've been known to moonlight as a dressmaker. I have the lady model the fabric as I use chalk to mark seams here and pleats there. Then I mark out pockets on each breast. When the lady says she doesn't want breast pockets, I use my hands to vigorously wipe off the chalk.

But of course we dressmakers play by our own rules, following our own "patterns" of morality!

Pink said...

pugsy i didn't know you MADE dresses. I thought you just liked wearing them ;)
xx
pinks

PS - I have just the pair of slippers for that ensemble.

puerileuwaite said...

Pinks - I resent that remark! I'd NEVER wear a dress! (Unless of course you were into that sort of role-playing ...)

limpy99 said...

All this talk of dress-making is giving me a "Silence of the Lambs" flashback.

GirlGoyle said...

Wasn't Geoffrey Dohmer a dressmaker too? Oh no that was the guy in silence of the lambs....excuse the confusion.

puerileuwaite said...

Limpy - It does what it's told, and puts the lotion on.

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Girlgoyle - Exactly, so let's get it straight next time. Plus, I've never lived in Milwaukee.

leelee said...

LOL at all these comments...the best Jerry..the best
I love it here

puerileuwaite said...

Hey Leelee! Welcome back! We love having you here. I missed you, and hope all is well with you and the "fam".

(p.s. - Who's Jerry?)

leelee said...

It's actually a misquoted Kenny Banya quote from Seinfeld...it's supposed to be:

"That's gold Jerry....gold"

my bad :-\

thanks for the warm welcome back!!

HUGS!!

Corn Dog said...

I think you scared the lambie.

Pink said...

They dont call me a thespian for nothing.

puerileuwaite said...

Leelee - Thanks :-)

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Corn Dog - Lamby is pretty unflappable (it's probably all the lanolin).

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Pinks - Still, they should stop the name calling.

Scary Monster said...

Who's Kenny Banya, Jerry?

Man, how do you do it? Me only got about 14 comments with this gag idea.

Pug-adoodle-stomp.

puerileuwaite said...

Scary - I'm just lucky, I guess.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Hey Pug- just stopping in to say hellp

I mean, hello :)

I wonder if that was a slip of some kind? lol-
Hope all is well with you :)

puerileuwaite said...

FM - Same here. Thanks for dropping by.

karla said...

I think I dated that guy.

puerileuwaite said...

Well, Karla, there's certainly enough of us - er, THEM - out there, I'm afraid.

Pink said...

NEW POST!!!!!

or I'll bite!
xx
pinks

kate said...

A full service vet. Quite a concept! lol to the comments (I liked the lanolin bit.... and the thought of a pug in a dress made me giggle too... role playing of course! *wink)

Ohhh I have been gone so long I may actually have 2 Pug posts to catch up on! I am off to see...

puerileuwaite said...

Pinksie - A ha! You fell into my trap! I was HOPING you were a biter.

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Kate - Kinky vets? Lanolin? Pugs in dresses? Girl, what has Europe DONE to you?

Enemy of the Republic said...

Sorry, busy week--I didn't expect a post--wow 2--so soon. I don't get the joke, but I never get jokes.

puerileuwaite said...

Enemy - Let me explain. Most readers assume that he made sweet love to a human patient. Then the punchline reveals that he's actually a veterenarian.

puerileuwaite said...

Oops. I misspelled veterinarian. Please don't deduct points off of my grade! I need to pass!

Malnurtured Snay said...

Why the hell aren't I on this list, hmm?

puerileuwaite said...

MalSnay - Oops, I think you commented on the wrong post, buddy.

kate said...

ummm is it me or did YOU and your possie write about all of those here FIRST??? I was just recaping! lol Europe didnt do a thing to me... it just comes naturally! *WINK