Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Lady



Lady, when you're with me, I'm smiling
Give me all your love


Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me, and my troubles abate


Lady, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone


You gave all the love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown


You're my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes


Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my lady


Lady, turn me on when I'm lonely
Show me all of your charms


Evenings, when you lay down beside me
Take me gently into your arms


You're my ...
Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes


Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my lady


Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes


Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my ... lady




Happy Valentine's Day. Be mine.

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46 comments:

leelee said...

Happy Valentines Day Pugsly!

<3 <3 <3

HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pud said...

Will you be my Valentine?

/t. said...

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/t.

limpy99 said...

That was so moving. I have a tear in my eye. Possibly because I just stuck a pencil in my eye.

puerileuwaite said...

Leelee - You too! I know I couldn't be there again this year, so I hope the Hubs picked up the slack in my absence!

Wait. Did you just moon me three times?

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Pud - Of course, my love! All you have to do is fill out Requisition Form PUG-069-X1B in triplicate and take it to the Desk Sargent on Duty and wait for approval from the Base Commander. Then, in 6-8 weeks, the approval process should be complete, and your request can be processed. From there, we will be allowed to proceed with an exchange of Hallmark cards, candy hearts, and perhaps a purchased bouquet of flowers from the BX.

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/t. - Okay, I give up. It's either a ribbon, porn, or an awkward acceptance of my Valentine offer. In either case, it still isn't nearly as disturbing as your sans-moustache avatar.

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Limpy - I cannot stress enough the need for caution. I realize how exciting it can be to learn new tips for wooing the opposite sex from Yours Truly. You may want to consider safety glasses during future note taking.

she said...

(soft) grrrrrrrrrrrr, valentine.

though i must say my tail goes down when i see the anti-christ on your pages. grrherhahaha

what a valentine-like bit o synchronicity! i saw dennis de young perform the songs he wrote, including "lady" last saturday night ..with a full band of youngsters doing styx better than styx

he looked *good* - like somebody's over-tanned relaxed 3rd husband or something. grrrrrrherhahahaha

puerileuwaite said...

She - The feeling is mutual, and I still want to FULLY claim you as my Valentine, DESPITE your cruelly bizarre (and unpatriotic) reference to "Lady Liberty" as the Anti-Christ.

A few years back, I saw the DDD-free version of "Styx". They put on a good show, but it wasn't the same. I wish I was there to see the band you saw, as Dennis De Young (despite occasional bouts of extreme sappiness and the Mr. Roboto weirdness) was the heart and soul of that band.

she said...

grrrrherhahahaha

Corn Dog said...

I think there's something wrong with my iTunes. It sounds like The Chipmunks are singing that song. Is that Hillary's ass painted with those eyeballs? Wild. Not wonder Bill is afraid to divorce her. She sees everything he does. THE BIG ASS EYES.

Pink said...

Happy VD Pugsy!

NYD said...

I don't know about the others , but miss Liberty will always be my favorite.(except on Friday nights. Then anything goes.)

I really love the speeded up version of Lady.
I used to imbibe on a whole bunch of stupid stuff when I was a teen then steal Reddi Whip cand from the supermarket and sing along to tunes in the same voice

NYD said...

By the way /t.'s repeating himself.

Spread the love.

NYD said...

I know. I know, I'm becoming a nuisance. Doesn't anyone else think it's strange to wish someone VD on a day like this ????

puerileuwaite said...

Corn Dog - Hey you! Per Cheap Trick, those "Big Eyes", they keep calling my name.

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Pink - Young lady, let me assure you that there is nothing happy about VD. And just to prove it, I'll be over with my Bell and Howell Audio/Video projector to show you a grainy, black and white short subject on the topic.

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NYD - I played EVERY version on the playlist at work today, and NONE of them (unfortunately) were speeded up. So - again - I must plead with you and Corn Dog to shut down that illicit Meth Lab (or at least save the product for paying customers like Yours Truly).

And not to worry about /t. The man marches to his own beat. Sometimes it's in a circle. But he always seems to come around.

You, my friend, are not a nuisance. In fact, I've seen that you linked me (thanks) on your blog, and I've been meaning to do the same (that way I can visit more regularly ... maybe I'll replace that Scary Monster slacker with you).

Corn Dog said...

Ahem...just yesterday I replaced that slacker Scary with NYD. Pug, I advise you to do the same. I noticed that the link fit right in where Scary was. He apparently is not coming back...mid Cabo story... I might add.

Okay then Pug. I guess it's settled. I'm penning some huge-o eyeballs on my butt cheeks and see if they are a turn on for Mr. Corn Dog. What the heck.

Corn Dog said...

I think /t's art is a propellor on a plane sucking in a bird. See there to the right, a beak and a bird head. The aftermath is pigeon McNuggets

Corn Dog said...

Like someone once said, "Some pigeons are good. Some are missing toes."

leelee said...

Lady is speeded up on my computer too, not all of them..just the one.

Little Lamb said...

Sometimes I just get too busy to visit. This was one of those weeks.

Happy belated Valentine's Day!

Sassy Blondie said...

Pugsley, dearest, why would you put so many pictures of the anti-Christ on your blog at a time when love is in the air? I bet if you look closely, she has the mark of the beast!

XOXO for you regardless!

/t. said...

ok pug

enough tease

show us your version
of that image with the kitty photoshopped out

/t.

Serena Joy said...

I'm so moved that there's nothing left to say but ... happy belated Valentine's Day.:)

P.S. - Puggy, you HAVE to see this.
http://www.linein.org/media/screen_clean.swf

Little Lamb said...

Now we know where Puggy Poo hangs out when he's not blogging!

cathy said...

I could have sworn I'd left a comment here, I must be losing it.

I think it was something rude about the statue of liberty sticking her torch up someone's bum. Not yours of course, well not anybody's in particular just somebody's.

puerileuwaite said...

Corn Dog - You reminded me of a script I had submitted to "The Twilight Zone" people. It was about women from Venus who ACTUALLY had a 2nd set of eyes of their butt-cheeks. And as they became ... um, "aroused" ... the eyes would open! The climax of the episode was when an unsuspecting suitor discovered this fact, was horrified, and yet - since he was a guy - stayed "in the saddle" and finished.

I'm still waiting to hear back from them.

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Corn Dog - I like your bird/propeller depiction of /t.'s art. And I suppose that makes the rest of us ill-fated passengers, seeing that scenario play out on one side, while being terrified of a gremlin on the other wing.

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Leelee - That would be funny to witness.

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Lamby - You too, oh wooly one. Don't forget the little people.

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Sassy - Another swipe at "Lady Liberty"? What is it with women? Must be jealousy. And for what reason? There are certainly enough boatloads of immigrants for all of you! Geez.

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/t. - Unfortunately the kitty can not be removed from the shot. Which has Yours Truly along with the Disney people lamenting "That Darn Cat".

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Serena - It's a little too late for that. I waited all night for you in my g-string, and all I wound up with was a bit of chafing.

But the link IS cool (Leelee also sent me one as well)!

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Lamby - D'oh! My secret is out!

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Cathy - Maybe she's looking for an honest man who is also hemorrhoid-free.

Little Lamb said...

Puggy, that pug in the window is ADORABLE!!!! I want to take him home and cuddle with him.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - That's why I had to do as much computing as possible on an Apple. Everyone passing by would ask in a Sing-Song voice: "How much is that doggie with the Windows?".

And hey, whatever happened to taking ME home?

Serena Joy said...

Oh, good grief, was that YOU in the thong? I'm so sorry I dialed 911.:-)

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Don't be sorry. I made LOTS of new "friends" in the jailhouse, and I'm certain I'll be walking normally again anyday now.

she said...

im so very sorry for your "lady"

grrrrrrherherherherhahahahha! no im not!!

puerileuwaite said...

She - That's it. I am SO calling Homeland Security on you. They DO go after Republicans too, you know.

she said...

grrrherhahaha. oh shit they confiscated my stash of circus peanuts and ass paint. er, acutally i dont count her out totally who knows what kind of trix she has up her sleeve.

Little Lamb said...

Ok, I'll take you home with me and cuddle with you.

Scary Monster said...

Hrumph! There is no replacing the STOMPing Monster. Just because me done be slaving awaay all night and day to be able to put food in me considerable belly does not mean that me be ignoring youse.

Iffin you folks wants to tangle with the little green monster, then you'll jus hafta look harder.

The best parties aren't advertised.

STOMP!

puerileuwaite said...

She - I just want you to know that I was crazy about you BEFORE I found out about the circus peanuts and ass paint.

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Lamby - That sounds like the type of sit down job that I would be interested in.

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Scary - He's alive! And I'm with you on the "best parties not being advertised". I never seem to know about them until after they've occurred.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Interesting. You should have posted hillary squirting those now famous vote getting tears. To her credit she is finally making her way without logging a lot of time on her back, nice to finally see her working standing up.

leelee said...

"Iffin you folks wants to tangle with the little green monster, then you'll jus hafta look harder."


I FOUND HIM....WASN'T THAT DIFFICULT EITHER!!

Leave it to the blonde girl ;-)

Sassy Blondie said...

Puglsey, I was, of course, referring to Hillary Clinton.

Pink said...

I like the chipmunk version and the idea of NYD singing along with a can of readiwhip.

Now as for my pugsy...I've got my whip ready and waiting to give you my Valentines Day present.

No need for b&w grainy films...we'll make our own movie ;)

xx
pinks

limpy99 said...

Trying to set the record for "longest Valentine's Day post ever" are we?

puerileuwaite said...

What the heck? Even my blogging abilities are slipping! Okay, here goes ...

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Phosgene - That's okay, because if she does get elected, I will be her "Secretary in/of the Interior". And if she doesn't, she's dumping Bill, and we're off in a Winnebago together to touch Indians.

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Leelee - I don't even want to know where you found him. At least wait until I'm done eating.

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Sassy - I never said I had to be EXCLUSIVELY devoted to her, so no need to get all "Amy Fisher" on us. There's plenty to go around.

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Pinks - I can't tell you how many times I've listened to this tune since I posted it, on at least 4-different computers. And I have yet to encounter the sped-up version.

The only thing I can think of, is that - per "Jacob's Ladder" (a most excellent film, BTW, which I watched again last night) - you, NYD and Corndog may have been in the same platoon, where you were slipped some bad acid that makes you hallucinate and occasionally turn on me.

But I'll forgive you if you use the whip when you do turn on me. Or if you turn over onto me.

Will our vintage movie be "pre-seat belt" era? Because I suspect I may need them.

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Limpy - Okay, so you caught me. This is more of a Valentine's Siege than a Valentine's Post. But the resolve of my female reader appears to be much firmer than their ... oh, nevermind. Heck, looks like I need to consider a new offering.

puerileuwaite said...

A new adventure is coming soon! Perhaps even tonight. So stay tuned ...

Little Lamb said...

A new post? I can hardly stand it! 2 posts in one month! Be still my heart!

puerileuwaite said...

Wait until you see it Lambycakes. Once again you have been my inspiration, my wonderful wooly one.

Little Lamb said...

You do like me.

puerileuwaite said...

Yes, I do.