Friday, February 09, 2007

Blogging Can Be L

Hi everybody,

Whew! What a week. Makes me wish today was Monday all over again so I could have a "do over". Just kidding. Had you fooled though, didn't I?

Well, apparently because I persevered like the tenacious Pug that I am, I have the afternoon off. And what better way to spend it, than to skillfully craft a full-bodied post.

When we last left off, Reverend had given me the letter "L " for my list of things that I like or people that I love. But first in return I would like to give something to Reverend. However, since I am not there in London to give it to her, I will have to go with my "Plan B": the gift of song (which doesn't require treatment like "Plan A" does).



Reverend Jack and his Roamin' Cadillac Church by Timbuk 3

Come hell or high water
A soul's got to find some release
Some find it in power
And some in heavenly peace
Some look to the preacher
As he speaks from his holy perch
Me, I back Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church

So if you're stuck at the station
On the road to the Glory on High
If you need some inspiration
He's got more than your money can buy
If you're lookin for salvation
Well my friend it's the end of your search
Here comes Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church

Ain't no use watchin the road, son
When you ride in his automobile
Cause we're all back seat drivers,
& there's nobody at the wheel

Now for the well-to-do doctor
There's a home & a summer retreat
And for the jet-settin banker
There's a place in the social elite
But for the poor & the hungry
All the lost souls left in the lurch
There's just Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church



I love that song. And it's way better than TImbuk 3's overhyped "The Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)". So check it out if you can find it. Or else email me at studpug@gmail.com and I'll "see what I can do" mp3-wise.

Okay here goes. Ten things (in no particular order) I like or people I love that start with the letter "L"

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Lust (Because it is similar to "zest". And a have a "zest" for women and their many uses* (* some more than others)).

Led Zeppelin (This one needs no explanation.)

Lapdance / Lapland (My alternate reality features a wonderous country named Lapland where Lapdances are free.)

Life (Because Mikey Likes it.)

Liberty (Not so much for the concept itself, but rather because I enjoy taking Liberties whenever possible.)

Libido (I couldn't Leave out Libido, as my blog is based on my Libido. A Linchpin, so to speak.)

Lick (Which reminds me of French Lick, Indiana, which I've always been amused by - as town names go.)

Limerick (Who doesn't enjoy a good Limerick?)

Lobster (Not only because Girlgoyle Loves them. But also because The B-52's sang about one.)

Log Cabin (Not a big fan of the syrup. Mrs. Butterworth is way funner to squeeze. But Log cabins are cool because you can get the **** away from people, except for the one that you're inside having wild monkey sex with. Then when you're done, you can go outside and get away from her. [I'm kidding, of course.])

London (Somewhere between the beautiful smiles and extroverted, warm nature of Brits, there Lies the Legacy of great music. The Beatles, Stones, Kinks, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and many many others, make England (and London in particular) a Mecca for rock fans. Including this Pug. Plus, Reverend is there, and we still need to recreate the Abbey Road album cover.)

Loose Women (For the obvious reason. They may have some Loose change.)

Lotion (Comes in handy during my visits to YOUR blogs. Especially Lamby's.)

Lottery (What I hope to win so that someday I can purchase a small tropical island that we all can Live on. When we run out of food and entertainment, we can reenact "Lord of the Flies" with our own special "Black Sheep vs. White Sheep" rendition. Or, we can hold our own Lottery, where we annually select one of our bretheren for public stoning so that our marijuana crop will be plentiful.)

Love Affair (Because the "affair" part indicates an end before the "Love" part becomes too tedious and demanding.)

Lucifer (Just seeing if you're actually paying attention. Besides, with eBay around, who needs to sell their soul to that jerk?)

Luscious (I view women as fruit, ripe for picking. And "Luscious" is the perfect adjective.)

Luxury (It would be nice to be able to hire a topless supermodel just to prefold and hand me the toilet paper as I require it.)

Linguini (Not only is it tasty, but the name is nicely ethnic.)

Lawyers (Still paying attention? Good, because I can't stand Lawyers. I've got a "Pro-Boner" for them right here.)

Lesbians (I could be the Lettuce in their sandwich. But just for the sweet and cute ones. You know who you are.)

Labial (A fun "flappin' in the breeze" word that reminds me of Lab work that results in new discoveries.)

Labyrinth (Because Life is a Labyrinth complete with dead-ends and goals to not lose sight of. Plus it's a fun game where you try not to Lose your marble.)

Lachrymose (Actually it has a sad definition, but it SOUNDS funny. And that - my friends - is why it makes the List.)

Lady killer (Not in the Literal sense. What man wouldn't want to be one? Being one opens up new opportunites.)

Lactate (This one reminds me of Larry Tate from Bewitched. And he was a strange lookin' dude.)

Lagoon (Between Gilligan's Island and a Brooke Shields with breasts strategically covered by her flowing hair, who couldn't resist the Lure of the Lagoon?)

Laid (There would be no eggs for breakfast if this hadn't occurred first.)

Larch (Now if only I could be able to identify one from far away ...)

Largess (I was excited when I thought it read "Large ass". But then I Learned the definition, and I REALLY became animated. With a Largess, I could afford to purchase (or at least rent) an awful Lot of the other thing.)

Laughter (Except when it's directed at my body parts.)

Legal Age (Always ask for at least 3-forms of ID.)

Lemmings (Because they're funny, and behave NOTHING Like humans.)

Leopard Print (Both in bedspread and Lingerie form.)

Leelee and Lamby (Two blog buds who I would enjoy seeing in the items Listed immediately above.)

Libation (TGIF !)

Lying Sack of Shit (What I am, for stating that there would only be 10 items on the List to inflict on all of you.)


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I hope that you enjoyed these. Feel free to do one. You know you want to, Losers. (just kidding about the "Losers" remark ... being an L-word, I had to work it in somewhere ... )

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84 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Love the Lyrics, Love the List (so Laissez faire), which may be an invitation to a Little Larceny. Nothing Lame, no Lament, just a Little Lampoon to Launch some Laughs.

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Thank you Lending me your eyeballs, and for your upLifting comment. I apologize for being a Little too Lascivious in this post. But unfortunately I do have a Lecherous side. Better to Let you have glimpse of it now rather than Later, and have it Looming on the horizon.

Lustfully yours,
Le Pug

Little Lamb said...

You did a new post, very good, Pug. I'm proud of you.

/t. said...

Lovely
Long List,
Lug

er, Pug

/t.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

You need to LEARN to count to ten.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - So did you like it?

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/t. - It was a Labor of Love. But now that it's delivered, I find myself Languishing in a Lachrymose state.

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Mighty D - It must have been the Lagers and 'Ludes.

Serena Joy said...

It's coming up on Le Valentine's Day, so 'tis the season for the Looming Legerdemain of the Lightly Lascivious -- though I would not Label it as such since it Lacks the Lurid Lewd element. Le Pug Lays claim to a Libertine Life with a Love of the Ladies; no Lecture from me. Life would be Lonely without the Lure of a Little Lust. And it beats Leprosy.

Little Lamb said...

Yes, I did Puggy poo.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I am glad you put Libido on the table. It gets a bad rap. Everyone thinks it is only sex. No, people. It is the LIFE FORCE! I kid you not. If your libido is doing it's job, you got a lot of living to do.


I will think on your other L subjects at a later date.

leelee said...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl

leelee said...

Pug..when I read your list last night..of course I hoped that leelee would make the list of likes..so I scanned it quickly...(don't we all like seeing our name in print?) and today I had the opportunity to go back and read and actually digest your well written prose. Another fine post..I love to smile first thing in the morning.
Leopard print eh?

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Oh crap. I'm out of "L" words. I'm not cut out for wordplay. I should disappear into the woods and become a Lumberjack instead. Wait, did I just come up with a new one? What do you know? The kid has still got it.

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Lamby - So then can I count on you to take pictures of yourself in leopard print lingerie and on a leopard print bedspread and post them on your blog?

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Enemy - Thank you for confirming what I believe. Sex doesn't have to be dirty and hidden in the shadows. Sure, quite often that is the case. But on rare occasion, it can be a momentary connection between two (or more) people on more than one plane. A spiritual "Mile High Club", so to speak. Plus it's good exercise, and temporarily pulls (most) people away from their blogging. And what is wrong with that?

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Leelee - Thanks. Rather than retype it, please see my last response to Lamby (above).

gautami tripathy said...

Led Zeppelin..ah!

BTW, you "L" list contains more than 10. Did you forget counting?

:D

Crashtest Comic said...

See what I mean about new posts, Pug.

If you build it, they will come!

leelee said...

You'll just have to check my blog daily...

~wink~

leelee said...

oh...I just "got" the title..

hmm little slow on the uptake this morning...lol (blonde moment???...hey it happens)

puerileuwaite said...

Gautami - No, actually I got carried away with the "L" section of the dictionary. Not only did I NOT want to stop at 10, I felt that I should give my long-suffering readers "extra value" (especially after taking 3-posts to list 6-weird things about me [it proved difficult to locate the weirdness, which is why it took so long]).

Plus I've been consuming a lot of lead-based paint chips lately, which may be affecting me adversely.

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Crash - Don't I know it. Seems like everybody slows down for a good car wreck, whether they want to or not.

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Leelee - Leopard prints AND reduced cognitive skills? I may have my Anna Nicole replacement.

;-)

leelee said...

lol...oh god no...it was only a temporary lapse...PLEASE BELIEVE ME

/t. said...

leelee,

mine comes and goes
in direct proportion to
time spent here at pug's blog -- yours probably will clear up as soon as you start getting out more

this helpful community service is brought to you by

the /t.

puerileuwaite said...

Leelee - Oh, I believe you. *wink*

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/t. - Why should it be any different for my readers than it is for me in writing this crap?

leelee said...

:-/

oh you DON'T believe me..you are only humoring me aren't you.

So /t...I should get out more huh? perhaps you have something there..

Serena Joy said...

Somehow, I don't think the Pug would be very happy way down in the deep woods doing whatever Lumberjacks do.:)

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Lovely List.

I'm glad you have largess.

Me, just the large ass ;)

Thanks for the kind words over at mine.
xx

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

PS - really? can sex pull us away from blogging as you claim???

note very carefully that I blog every damn day ! :(

puerileuwaite said...

Leelee - Oh, I would never do that. Wait, that sounded like "humoring" again. Sorry.

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Serena - You are correct. Lumberjacking is hard work, plus there's fleas and ticks in them thar woods. And don't even get me started on the "Deliverance" aspect (let's just say I'm not a big fan of banjos).

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Reverend - Just think. We could cancel each other out, and make the blogsphere a safer place for all.

Little Lamb said...

I'm not making any promises.

Bella Page said...
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Bella Page said...

I must admit that there have been days, when I would have loved me a bacon, Puggles and tomato sandwich ... this brought a much needed smile to my face!

Addition to the L List

LePuggles, Le Friend, Le Lesbian Man

Serena Joy said...

Pugsley, I could put some Frontline on you to take care of the flea/tick problem. I guess you'd kind of be on your own with the banjos, though. On the other hand, there could be some girls with all their hair and most of their teeth in them thar woods. Just be prepared to run if they're wearing plaid shirts and carrying axes.

Enemy of the Republic said...

When I teach Freud and libido to my students, I ask them why they are there in my class in the first place. They mutter: prerequisite, need the A, all that. And then I say: But wouldn't you all rather be having sex? According to Freud you would.

Freud is cool.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - But you also didn't say that you wouldn't do it. So I'll take that as a "yes".

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Bella - Glad to be of service, m'lady. Just so you know, I DO offer other services as well. Ask about my coupon special.

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Serena - It all depends how the Frontline is applied. Can we get it in in lotion form and have you slather it on? I'm not too worried about the girls I might find in the woods, though, as I've already been invited to stay in a Gingerbread house.

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Enemy - Where were you when I needed a cool teacher?

Serena Joy said...

Oh, yes, it can be had in lotion form and slathered on. Warmed up, it makes a very nice lather. You probably wouldn't even need the muzzle for the procedure.:)

Listen, I'd run faster from the Gingerbread House than the Deliverance guys. Isn't that the place with the big oven?

Pud said...

I'm originally from French Lick, Indiana....I shit you not!

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Trust me, I would need the muzzle. There's a reason why I'm banned from most massage parlors. Okay, there's several reasons.

And the oven is to make more gingerbread. That's what the redhead who lives there told me.

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Pud - Wow. Of course I DID already know that you were from Indiana; but French Lick? Now I know what techniques I need to hone in order to give you the proper "welcome home" treatment. I'm wondering if there's a special school in France where I can pick up the required skills. Or if I can find a (real) woman to practice on.

Scary Monster said...

Hey puggers, When you got to "lick", Me believed that you would attribute it to the one thing that all pugs are famous for...

Lots of laughs there, Thanks.
I guess getting tagged can be both a bother and a blast.

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

pugsy

"canceling out" -- is that what the kids are calling it?
xx
pinks

K9 said...

i think all the L lines are listed so i wont burden ya'll with no lame ass loser log lol

Mayden's Voyage said...

You are a likeable, laughable, lively, little pooch-
From a litter of loquacious pups no doubt.
:)

Serena Joy said...

the oven is to make more gingerbread. That's what the redhead who lives there told me.

And you believed her? I'm sending you back to obedience school.

puerileuwaite said...

Scary - And why do Pugs lick themselves?

Because we can!

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Reverend - Don't mind me. That's just an attempt to sweet talk you off of your feet. Is it working?

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k9 - When are you going to update your blog? I never bought into that retirement crap.

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FM - And I would Like to take a Leak on whomever came up with the bright idea of calling it a "Litter". I've had a Lifetime of self-esteem issues as a result.

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Serena - Why farm out the job when you are more than capable of it? I'll even provide your outfit and accessories.

Serena Joy said...

Heh. If you're willing to turn over your training to me, I might be able to teach you the basics. My dog does, after all, know how to sit and roll over. The rest of the time, she does as she damn well pleases. What DOES a Pug trainer wear? Sparkly stuff, yes?

Little Lamb said...

Pug,I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

/t. said...

it's ok,
little lamb

i got you covered

/t.

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Pugsy...keep trying...I love sweet talk ;)

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - I was thinking along these lines: Outfit Possibilities

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - Wow. Talk about Deja Vu. That's the same thing my high school diving coach used to tell me.

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Reverend - Okay then. If I find any good examples to steal, I'll keep you in mind.

Serena Joy said...

Hmmm. I don't think I could wear those. I'd freeze to death.:)

limpy99 said...

Jesus, I can't make an "L" list?

Actually, that's about right.

/t. said...

pug,

those
leather lingerie
girls are pretty hot... but how about this babe in a leopard print

/t.

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - The key is to expend so much energy with the flogging, that you don't even notice the cold.

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Limpy - I forgot about you. I think it had something to do with the redistribution of Lumps (another "L" word that was Left out, BTW) in the wrong areas.

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/t. - So THAT'S what you meant by having Lamby covered. I like it a lot, and will now come up with even more excuses than ever to hang around the barnyard.

Serena Joy said...

Oops. You heard about that flogging brouhaha?:)

GirlGoyle said...

I'm about to make and break your day. Lapland actually exists! Unfortunately it's not the land of big breasted, blubbly assed, leggy, empty headed bimbos (derr...I mean lovely ladies) that you dream of. As a matter of fact it appears to be a vast and desolate land of ice and furry critters situated in the tundra of Northern Europe. If it makes you feel any better...it appears to be the home of Santa Claus. So...when visiting I would suggest you think long and hard before picking between naughty and nice cuz out there...there isn't any place to hide a pretty little pug like you. LOL

And for as much as I'd like to go ahead and write a full post using the ltter L....I think you have covered it all. Including my beloved lobsters. Though...I didnt fail to notice that you forgot Latinas - as in hot blooded and short tempered Italians.

leelee said...

Will THIS Leopard Print Teddy
do?

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - You didn't mention your previous experience. Most excellent. Apply within.

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Girlgoyle - If my version of Lapland is better, than the original frozen one should have to change IT'S name.

I've had to drink lately to forget Latinas. I'm currently looking for more of a cold-blooded woman. (Wait, that doesn't sound right either ...)

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Leelee - You just HAD to bring bestiality into it, didn't you? Fine, we'll make it a multi-multi-species affair.

Little Lamb said...

Puggy poo, I like you. When going under water, PLEASE hold your breath.

leelee said...

that teddy is no beast!

leelee said...

Happy Valentine's Day P

xo

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - Okay. I'll do it for you. But not for Faith Hill (she's always trying to get me to "Breathe" underwater ... Ithink she took a policy out on me).

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Leelee - How 'bout if anybody else calls teddy a beast, I'll rip their lungs out. Happy V.D. to you as well! Now where's my candy?

Serena Joy said...

None of that mean old training today, Pug. Instead, it's all treats, all day. Happy Valentine's Day.

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

happy valentines day, pugsy
xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

Happy Valentine's Day puggy! smooch.

Malnurtured Snay said...

I'm so happy you're spelling "loser" right. You make me happy!

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Ah, I seem to have missed out on the treat. Is this some kind of trick? If so, I think you have the wrong holiday, lady.

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Reverend - Did you know that I actually listened to "Two of Hearts" by Stacy Q in the car yesterday? Scary, huh? In my defence* (* note the alternate and improper "U.K." spelling), I've been on both a "One Hit Wonder" and "Hot Chick Singers" kick lately. So in my own way, I DID momentarily simulate a Happy Valentine's Day.

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Lamby - Thanks. Back at ya, my little Q-Tip of lanolin fueled passion. So did you do anything special?

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MalSnay - To spell Loser improperly would be an insult to losers everywhere. And don't they* (* notice how I tactfully chose "they") have enough adversity to deal with?

tfg said...

I've been to French Lick, IN and it's far less amusing in person. I prefer Blue Ball, PA or Intercourse, PA, personally.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Hey, twin brother!

Bella Page said...

Puggles,
I sent you some of my special love yesterday ... I hope that you had a wonderful VD Day and didn't do anything that I didn't do ...

puerileuwaite said...

TFG - Wow. You get to go to all of the exotic places. I've only been to Vul, VA. And the local meat rendering plant made it a most unpleasant visit.

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Enemy - Well hello there sis! I'm planning on stopping by later to pay a visit and confirm that our scars do indeed match up. Unfortunately if my suspicions are correct and WE are related, that means any romantic possibilities will likely have to be placed on hold. But on the upside we can enter into a Lottery / kidney sharing pact.

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Bella - That's a loaded statement (you go first). The truth? I slept in and got close to 12-hours sleep. Ahhhhhh, that's living! I envy that Rip Van Winkle. Lucky bastard. Now I'm all rested up and ready for my "present" (and don't tell me it's now in the past ... I get that a lot).

Little Lamb said...

For valentines day? Nope. Did you?

puerileuwaite said...

Yes, Lamby, I slept in. And it was wonderful.

Little Lamb said...

relaxing is ALWAYS nice. So is sleeping.

Serena Joy said...

What, you didn't get those treats? They were there. You just didn't check my pockets.

I'd give just about anything to sleep 12 hours, you lucky Pug. Most nights, I'm lucky if I get 4 or 5.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - That, and a good loofa-ing from the loofah master.

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Serena - Okay, I'll start with the shirt pockets!

(I better stop here ...)

I think the sleep was something my body insisted upon, more than a voluntary choice.

Serena Joy said...

You could look but you'd be out of luck. The cocker spaniel next door got the treats.:)

God, if my body ever rebels and says it's going to shut down unless I let it sleep, I'll probably sleep for a week.

kate said...

studpug@gmail.com ... *cough! yea yea big talker... =]



"Lust (Because it is similar to "zest". And a have a "zest" for women and their many uses* (* some more than others))." wait... some women or some uses?

Happy Friday... all over again (seems I am a week late! lmao)

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - How DARE that Cocker Spaniel horn in on my treat action! Is that how it is? Any pup in a storm? Look how angry I am. I'm mixing metaphors! I am so disappointed.

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Kate - Is it MY fault that "studpug" was available? It was like a sign from above; not unlike King Arthur having a picnic at the lake that fateful day, and finding Excalibur with his metal detector.

In response to paragraph 2, the answer is "both". For instance, Rosie O'Donnell would have limited uses (if any), while on the other hand someone like yourself (if you were "on the market") would have many.

Happy Fridat to you as well, my siren of the racetrack.

puerileuwaite said...

Happy Fridat?

Little Lamb said...

I see how it is puggy. You give everybody your email addy, but me. I guess you have your reasons. Such is life.

Serena Joy said...

Stop mixing metaphors and calm down. It's true that I gave the bargain-brand treats to the puny little girl Cocker Spaniel, but I still have the good Pugs-only stuff. All you have to do is...

/t. said...

happy
fried gnat, pug

/t.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - You are welcome just as much as anyone else to send me email at studpug@gmail.com. But just a warning: if you think I'm slow to get out new posts, you should see how long it takes me to respond to an email (if at all). Sending me naked pictures of yourself would definitely help to expedite the process, though.

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Serena - All I have to do is ... WHAT?! Spackle the den? Get naked and dance for you? Both at the same time? WHAT?!

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/t. - It MUST have been a Freudian slip, because I FEEL like a fried gnat right now.

Serena Joy said...

If you can do both, you get all the treats AND a long off-leash run.

Malnurtured Snay said...

I'm going to do my part and shoot the Simpson's bumble bee in the head. KABLOOIE.

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Yes! Score!

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MSnay - I'm none too crazy about Bumble Bee Guy either.

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