Blogging Can Be L

Hi everybody,

Whew! What a week. Makes me wish today was Monday all over again so I could have a "do over". Just kidding. Had you fooled though, didn't I?

Well, apparently because I persevered like the tenacious Pug that I am, I have the afternoon off. And what better way to spend it, than to skillfully craft a full-bodied post.

When we last left off, Reverend had given me the letter "L " for my list of things that I like or people that I love. But first in return I would like to give something to Reverend. However, since I am not there in London to give it to her, I will have to go with my "Plan B": the gift of song (which doesn't require treatment like "Plan A" does).



Reverend Jack and his Roamin' Cadillac Church by Timbuk 3

Come hell or high water
A soul's got to find some release
Some find it in power
And some in heavenly peace
Some look to the preacher
As he speaks from his holy perch
Me, I back Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church

So if you're stuck at the station
On the road to the Glory on High
If you need some inspiration
He's got more than your money can buy
If you're lookin for salvation
Well my friend it's the end of your search
Here comes Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church

Ain't no use watchin the road, son
When you ride in his automobile
Cause we're all back seat drivers,
& there's nobody at the wheel

Now for the well-to-do doctor
There's a home & a summer retreat
And for the jet-settin banker
There's a place in the social elite
But for the poor & the hungry
All the lost souls left in the lurch
There's just Rev. Jack & his Roamin Cadillac Church



I love that song. And it's way better than TImbuk 3's overhyped "The Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)". So check it out if you can find it. Or else email me at studpug@gmail.com and I'll "see what I can do" mp3-wise.

Okay here goes. Ten things (in no particular order) I like or people I love that start with the letter "L"

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Lust (Because it is similar to "zest". And a have a "zest" for women and their many uses* (* some more than others)).

Led Zeppelin (This one needs no explanation.)

Lapdance / Lapland (My alternate reality features a wonderous country named Lapland where Lapdances are free.)

Life (Because Mikey Likes it.)

Liberty (Not so much for the concept itself, but rather because I enjoy taking Liberties whenever possible.)

Libido (I couldn't Leave out Libido, as my blog is based on my Libido. A Linchpin, so to speak.)

Lick (Which reminds me of French Lick, Indiana, which I've always been amused by - as town names go.)

Limerick (Who doesn't enjoy a good Limerick?)

Lobster (Not only because Girlgoyle Loves them. But also because The B-52's sang about one.)

Log Cabin (Not a big fan of the syrup. Mrs. Butterworth is way funner to squeeze. But Log cabins are cool because you can get the **** away from people, except for the one that you're inside having wild monkey sex with. Then when you're done, you can go outside and get away from her. [I'm kidding, of course.])

London (Somewhere between the beautiful smiles and extroverted, warm nature of Brits, there Lies the Legacy of great music. The Beatles, Stones, Kinks, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and many many others, make England (and London in particular) a Mecca for rock fans. Including this Pug. Plus, Reverend is there, and we still need to recreate the Abbey Road album cover.)

Loose Women (For the obvious reason. They may have some Loose change.)

Lotion (Comes in handy during my visits to YOUR blogs. Especially Lamby's.)

Lottery (What I hope to win so that someday I can purchase a small tropical island that we all can Live on. When we run out of food and entertainment, we can reenact "Lord of the Flies" with our own special "Black Sheep vs. White Sheep" rendition. Or, we can hold our own Lottery, where we annually select one of our bretheren for public stoning so that our marijuana crop will be plentiful.)

Love Affair (Because the "affair" part indicates an end before the "Love" part becomes too tedious and demanding.)

Lucifer (Just seeing if you're actually paying attention. Besides, with eBay around, who needs to sell their soul to that jerk?)

Luscious (I view women as fruit, ripe for picking. And "Luscious" is the perfect adjective.)

Luxury (It would be nice to be able to hire a topless supermodel just to prefold and hand me the toilet paper as I require it.)

Linguini (Not only is it tasty, but the name is nicely ethnic.)

Lawyers (Still paying attention? Good, because I can't stand Lawyers. I've got a "Pro-Boner" for them right here.)

Lesbians (I could be the Lettuce in their sandwich. But just for the sweet and cute ones. You know who you are.)

Labial (A fun "flappin' in the breeze" word that reminds me of Lab work that results in new discoveries.)

Labyrinth (Because Life is a Labyrinth complete with dead-ends and goals to not lose sight of. Plus it's a fun game where you try not to Lose your marble.)

Lachrymose (Actually it has a sad definition, but it SOUNDS funny. And that - my friends - is why it makes the List.)

Lady killer (Not in the Literal sense. What man wouldn't want to be one? Being one opens up new opportunites.)

Lactate (This one reminds me of Larry Tate from Bewitched. And he was a strange lookin' dude.)

Lagoon (Between Gilligan's Island and a Brooke Shields with breasts strategically covered by her flowing hair, who couldn't resist the Lure of the Lagoon?)

Laid (There would be no eggs for breakfast if this hadn't occurred first.)

Larch (Now if only I could be able to identify one from far away ...)

Largess (I was excited when I thought it read "Large ass". But then I Learned the definition, and I REALLY became animated. With a Largess, I could afford to purchase (or at least rent) an awful Lot of the other thing.)

Laughter (Except when it's directed at my body parts.)

Legal Age (Always ask for at least 3-forms of ID.)

Lemmings (Because they're funny, and behave NOTHING Like humans.)

Leopard Print (Both in bedspread and Lingerie form.)

Leelee and Lamby (Two blog buds who I would enjoy seeing in the items Listed immediately above.)

Libation (TGIF !)

Lying Sack of Shit (What I am, for stating that there would only be 10 items on the List to inflict on all of you.)


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I hope that you enjoyed these. Feel free to do one. You know you want to, Losers. (just kidding about the "Losers" remark ... being an L-word, I had to work it in somewhere ... )

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