Sunday, November 16, 2008

Rejected Video #3

Hi everybody,

Shall we press on with the latest installment from videos submitted to and rejected by the attorneys, for fear of drawing the vicious wrath of the Lamb Anti-Defamation Society (LADS)?

Okay, you win. By now you should have the rules down pat: carefully view the selection and see if you can spot any of the same concerns as the lawyers.

(Darn ... I really thought I'd captured Lamby in her native habitat with this one ...)



Anonymous said...

the part
where they
drop the fluffy
little lamb into the
pail full of acid is a cruel
not nearly unusual enough punishment for this particularly heinous case -- i object, no doubt


foam said...

that's what i think about this choice ..
but aren't you projecting?
would you rather be the one in tackled down and chained?

Little Lamb said...

Oh dear!

Little Lamb said...

You're putting out more posts.

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - Good catch. It has to be equal parts cruel and unusual, in order to pass my litmus test. Using a stuffed lamb infuses too much levity into what should be a solemn warning to others.


Foam - Just WHO are you REALLY, lady? You know WAY too many insights about Yours Truly, to simply be a "random stranger" from the Internet (and BTW, thank you for tastefully leaving out the cross-dressing fetish) who's never met me before.


Little Lamb - I got a MILLION of them!

As you can see, I've given you A LOT of thought!

I just regret not mixing them up, so they don't progressively get worse.

**¤ ¤** said...

WHO am I?
why i'm the little old cat lady that lives across the street ... yah .. that's it ..
and who gets comments, including comments posted on older posts, through her email .. lol ..

Little Lamb said...

This one is definitely not me.

Sassy Blondie said...

I'm lost...perhaps I shouldn't have been absent for so long. Ah well, it never fails that you post more when I go away. I get it.

dianne said...

I was going to ask you the same thing Puggles my sweet.

Would you secretly like to be shackled like that and tied down with chains and be dominated by some blonde bimbo spraying you with acid while she menaces you with a hair dryer? I'm starting to worry about you.
No, this one is definitely not Lil Lambie. ♥

NYD said...

Seeing as how I am video restricted I can only guess that you are up to no good and that your target is one poor little lamb. I bet it is funny as all get out.

puerileuwaite said...

Foam - Well then. So much for getting away with secret admiring messages hidden in your older posts. I feel naked now.


Lamby - Wait. It's NOT? Geez, it's getting so I can't trust my own instincts anymore.


Sassy - If you think about it, I have to do SOMETHING with all of that angst.


Dianne - That's crazy! Where did I ever hint that the hair dryer is required?

I JUST saw a movie on the Lifetime channel starring Rebecca DeMorney as a Jekyl and Hyde type. So who's to say our Lamby is incapable of that sort of behavior?


NYD - Thanks buddy. SOMEONE has to keep the Luscious Lamb in check. Just so you can play along at home, here's a recap:

Approved Video: "Brand New Key" by Melanie

Rejected Video #1: "Last Night" by the Traveling Wilburies"

Rejected Video #2: "Trouble" by Pink

Rejected Video #3: "It's My Life" by No Doubt

Sassy Blondie said...

Perhaps I should have checked in more frequently in my might have raised my level of positivity.

puerileuwaite said...

Sassy - It would've raised a lot of things, including your horomone levels, body hair, my interest, and possibly the Titanic. There's other items, but I can't mention them here because this is a family blog.