Saturday, November 22, 2008

Rejected Video #5

Hi everybody,

I almost forgot this (probably) last video to (possibly) close out our inaugural "Lambypaloosa".

It's rather tame, and yet the "sharks" still had a few issues with it representing our Little Lamb. See if you can see what they saw.



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30 comments:

/t. said...

saxophone

some might take as
a simple conical-bored
transposing musical instrument,
but your sharp-eared crack legal unit caught an obvious albeit dyslexic similarity of 'saxophone' to 'phone sex'... clearly not appropriate for general lambily entertainment

/t.

foam said...

could it have been rejected because lamby probably never wore peasant blouses without anything underneath? but we just don't know now, do we?
but better be safe..
it's a fun quirky song though. i like it. hadn't heard it in quite a few decades it seems. i had to google when it came out. 1977 if i googled correctly .. the year i did wear peasant blouses without anything underneath ..

Little Lamb said...

This one was good too.

Enemy of the Republic said...

This is downright NASTY! Your intentions are not pure!Bite him, Black Bart!


I think I missed your last one--funny how work gets in the way of important things, but maybe missing one video is a blessing in disguise.

You are lucky that Lambie approves of you so...

Nastiness!

Little Lamb said...

I still prefer the first one.

Pink said...

Lamby's not jewish...and she wears wool under all her clothes.

silly puppy.

xx
pinks

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - I can always count on you to think outside of the box (and sometimes the planet as well). Excellent deduction. And extra points for remembering to add "general".

But for the record, the only aspect from this video that the lawyers had an "accuracy" issue with, was that "technically" Lamby lives SOUTH of the Hudson. Thanks for playing along at home.

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Foam - I guess we all learn something new with each video. Perhaps that's why they are so useful to society.

For instance in this case, I learned about peasant blouses. Now I know to be on the lookout for bra-less females wearing them. And who knows? After 8-years of "W", we'll probably all end up wearing them.

I'll be needing to see pics of you, circa 1977, now ...

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Lamby - I knew eventually I'd get back in the zone. Now all I have to do is stay there with some timely "Partridge Family" and "Donnie Osmond" videos.

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Enemy - As the "other" Elvis would say, my aim is true. I chalk this up to the way 10-people can all see the same thing, and yet come away with 10-wildly different perceptions. Maybe you're simply seeing my wholesome innocence as a photographic negative. I get that a lot.

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Lamby - Maybe you're a "folky" at heart. At least - unlike many folk singers - Melanie presumably shaves her legs and arm pits. So I could embrace her as well. Maybe we could do it together.

puerileuwaite said...

Pinks - Hey you! Good to see you again!

Really? Gee, I suppose I was a bit "off" on this one then ...

Other than that, it's pretty factual ... right?

Serena said...

I'm not convinced that this one represents the best of Lamby, either. I mean, there is that 'phone sex' element that /t. picked up on.

dianne said...

Phone sex, bra less, shaved legs no, no, no and 'the munchies', our Lil Lambie, no way. ♥

leelee said...

wow....


a jersey girl song..


HUGS 4 PUGS

GirlGoyle said...

Poor Lamby....you done picking on her?
Don't you have any turkeys to pluck?! Lambs are best consumed for Easter...

cathy said...

was that big metal ball supposed to represent the buzom of suburbia?

puerileuwaite said...

Serena - Who said anything about representing the best of Lamby? By now you should be aware that I'm always more fascinated with the sordid underbelly.

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Dianne - So what are you saying? That - unlike the rest of us (me excluded of course) - Lamby didn't go through her "hippy" phase? That's too far-fetched for even yours truly to believe.

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Leelee - I had no idea Jersey girls were so kooky. I mean, sure, I'd been to your blog. But I always thought it was Florida's doing.

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Girlgoyle - I like to think of Lamby as that girl I feel so awkward around, that instead of hitting on her, I hit on her instead. And yet strangely, this brand of adolescent romance works for us both.

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Cathy - I hadn't thought of that. I suppose it could be. Anyway, kudos for working "bosom" (especially the even more exotic spelling) into my comment section. And if your cruise ship ever needs a Bosom Mate, I'm ready to sign up for the voyage.

K9 said...

they lost me at the wild west red jumpsuit underwear.

K9 said...

speaking of true aims maybe a tearjerker like allison would not be rejected by the lamb. but... i know this world is killing you. sometimes i wish that i could stop you from talkin when i hear the silly things that you say.

puerileuwaite said...

K9 - That's funny ... the wild west red jumpsuit underwear is where they found me.

You have a good argument for "Allison", though I can't help but wonder if there is an even more appropriate Elvis Costello tune ...

K9 said...

how about this chunk out of "pump it up?"

She's been a bad girl.
She's like a chemical.
Though you try to stop it,
she's like a narcotic.
You wanna torture her.
You wanna talk to her.
All the things you bought for her,
putting up your temp'rature.

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.

cathy said...

I must have been thinking of buxom.
the x is right nezt to the z. LOL

cathy said...

I'm not cruising anymore. My life is more of a submarine dream at the moment.

dianne said...

Puggles my sweet, if you're talking 1977, well yes I did wear peasant blouses sans bra, Indian cotton attire and flowers in my hair...but I was a babe...and no drugs either.
Just how old do you think Lambie and I are? ♥

Lol @ Cathy! ♥

puerileuwaite said...

K9 - Aha. Yes ... I suppose this may have been the tune I had in mind. Either this or "Watch Your Step". Though this one so far has the edge because it mentions torture.

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Cathy - It's an honest mistake. Maybe that's why I didn't suspect it. ;-)

And at least you're still testing the waters, so to speak. So perhaps we can be more than ships passing in the night (sorry ... that's all I can come up with at 5:23 AM).

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Dianne - Gee lady, it seems like everyone here is way older than me. That's all I'm saying.

But ... WAS a BABE? You are STILL a babe! Heck, as soon as I'm old enough to travel WITHOUT legal guardian, I'm going to the "land down under"!

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Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

/t. said...

pug,

nice recovery

U de master, dawg

/t.

ANNA-LYS said...

Closings are sad

What will be next? :-D

foam said...

aha! i always figured the pug for a young whippersnapper .. or not ..
maybe just a really, really, really, really old whippersnapper .. or not ..
anyways, ditto what anna-lys said ..

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - Whew! I sure dodged a bullet (again) that time! Good thing I never skip gym class. Mature women are quite the handful!

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Anna Lys - That's why I don't like to think of them as "closings", but rather that the authorities are imposing a much needed "break" for awhile until things are back up to code.

For my one of my next "gigs", you have inspired me to do a bit of "gardening", as a way to combat the winter doldrums.

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Foam - Why can't I be BOTH extremes, as the situation dictates? Neil Young isn't the only chameleon, you know.

Perhaps the attention makes me feel young, and yet your shenanigans make me feel old ...

foam said...

Dear Pub, pug, i mean ..
of course you can be both extremes... whatever your heart desires. i don't mean to make you feel old ...
or too young ..
(hey .. how's that for being nice? it's one of my resolutions, you know ..)

NYD said...

Hmm. I'm just trying to figure out what the video is from the comments and it's looking like a cross between Sesame Street and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

puerileuwaite said...

Foam - I attribute it to you and I officially entering our "courtship" phase, where we strive to impress each other. However since I've yet to make MY resolutions, my end of the bargain will have to wait another month or so.

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NYD - Excellent guess, but actually that's (until now) been the unmentioned overall theme of this blog. The actual tune is "Ariel" by Dean Friedman from 1977.

Maven said...

Not sure what I should be looking for, but plenty of phallic and testicular references. And a nice melody.