Monday, November 17, 2008

Rejected Video #4

Hi everybody,

Let us continue with our intimate little "death march" of videos that the legal beagles deemed "inappropriate" for my Lamby tribute.

For some reason, this one in particular had them squealing their disapproval.

Let's see what you think.



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27 comments:

K9 said...

mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy a kiddle eat ivey too wouldnt you!

hey this band knows one more chord than green day. brilliant!

/t. said...

i prefer punk
a bit less polished

and california dreaming
is mamas and papas, not beach boys

so this video errs both in style and substance, imo -- thus the rejection

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Oh dear! This shows me as a rebel.

foam said...

heck, i don't know that the dead milkboys .. err.. men bothered about substance or style for that matter. they are kind of silly in a really really bad kind of way. i too like my punk a bit more rough around the edges though...
i can see why it was rejected ..
the lamb deserves better punk ..
how about the ramones ..

K9 said...

never mind the bollocks here comes the sex pistols!

puerileuwaite said...

K9 - Hey you! I was just visiting YOUR comment section as you were leaving your 2nd one here! (forgive my enthusiasm ... I'm a "simple pug" with simple pleasures).

I FORGOT about "Mairzey Oats" (sp?)! That IS a Lamby kinda tune.

What can I say? I like The Dead Milkmen. Ditto for the punk chick attitude. And who's to say that Lamby doesn't have this side to her? For all we know she may be even more dimensional and difficult to solve than a Rubik's Cube.

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/t. - You may have a point. Though I'm fond of this selection, it does seem a wee bit "commercial". Plus I suppose that could have hired me as a "fact checker". I guess I chose to overlook these flaws because I was searching for something that would portray Lamby's sardonic "edge".

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Lamby - I heard a rumor that you once failed to "properly" sort your items for recycling into the proper bins. So don't play "Ms. Innocent" with me. I know the truth.

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Foam - I like The Ramones too. But alas, I can only use one video from the punk genre, per Lamby's requirements. However we STILL can all meet at Lamby's place and sniff some glue (Elmer's for me these days) while we listen to The Ramones.

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K9 - Hey! I HAVE that album! I loved that band. Hmmm. Maybe the Sex Pistols WOULD have been the more appropriate choice ...

Little Lamb said...

We all make mistakes.

foam said...

..or we can all just listen to 'the thing that just eats hippies' over and over and over again ..
it's another one of those songs that so silly it's really, really bad ..
in kind of a sort of fun way ..
we have the sex pistols album too ..

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - Al Capone said the same thing. Still, I'm willing to look past the ugliness of the "Recycling Incident" if you promise to straighten up and fly right.

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Foam - I KNEW we were kindred spirits! You passed the "Dead Milkmen" test!

Wait ... what's this "WE" crap? There's ... someone ELSE in your life?

Little Lamb said...

Ok, since you caught me red handed, I'll straighten up and fly right.

puerileuwaite said...

Lambs can fly?

foam said...

yes, you didn't know? ..
there's a mr foam ..
i thought you knew.
i'm sure i mentioned him here and there..
and over yonder..

Little Lamb said...

I don't know if we can or not. I never tried.

K9 said...

freakin' paper in the glass can!
i knew there was something about that lamb.
she's just as wild as johnny rotten
im not fooled by that coat of cotton!

pug i was leaving you another comment in the yard while you were answering me here! wow. thats synchronicity baby. it's a sign.

dianne said...

No, Lil Lambie would never have green hair, and no wonder those Milkboys/men are so jittery they probably ate that food. ♥

Serena said...

Nah. I'm just not seeing it. Not for Lamby.:)

Enemy of the Republic said...

Do you have a meth lab? What is going on? REJECT!!! Say yes to Lambie, no to noise without purpose; are you saying that Lambie is musically ....challenged?

puerileuwaite said...

Foam - Sure, now that I've been shaken back into my usual semi-lucid state, I realize ALL the signs were there. The kids, the occasional references to a husband, and of course the "connubial" bed. Which I conveniently broke down into Latin as "sham - marriage", because it suited MY reality. I suppose I was "conning" myself into thinking those were simply devices for you to keep me always at paws-length away.

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Lamby - Well then, I shall add it to the list of things we need to do together. It's somewhat innocent, so I'll affix a lower priority versus some of the other activities.

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K9 - I knew you would understand the magnitude of Lamby's civil disobedience. By some accounts, the Boston Massacre was ignited by the throwing of a single snowball. I just don't want to see someone equally white and fluffy serving as a catalyst for chaos.

I want to thank you for pointing out how much we are in tune. And not so much to make Foam jealous (although it does appear that she and I have drifted apart over the course of the last comment exchange), but rather because I envision us as the next "mixed-party" power couple in the James Carville - Mary Matalin mold.

puerileuwaite said...

Dianne - I'm willing to concede on the green hair. Maybe her hair is really blue. But other than that, why couldn't it be Lamby?

But you may have a point on the food: it is from the "energy food" part of the food pyramid.

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Serena - Perhaps it's difficult to see because it may be - contrary to the rumors - a completely foreign world from the one to which you are accustomed.

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Enemy - A meth lab? Don't I wish! Then I'd be making the big bucks. Plus I'd be awake way more often to enjoy it.

But please be kind. I really do like this band (I have their greatest hits CD ["Death Rides a Pale Cow"], in fact, which you can conveniently purchase at www.amazon.com!).

So it speaks volumes of my geniune adoration of Lamby, that I would devote one of their videos to her.

ANNA-LYS said...

He he :-)))

tnx
my sheets are clean!!!

foam said...

first off ..
lambs can't fly ..
believe me ..
all the lambs i've catapulted in the past have crashed beautifully /err/ i meant to say miserably ..

second off..
i don't have a jealous bone in my body ..
never have ..
me thinks a gorgeous rottie and cute pug would make a very interesting mixed party power couple .. lol .. spar away ..

NYD said...

wearing a wife-beater yelling at all the people in the room from his porch:HEY! GET YOUR GODDAMNED SHEEP OFF MY LAWN!

Do I get the part, Puggers?

K9 said...

pug n rotty 4ever

foam said...

hey k9 ..
that ought to inspire a cool rottie/pug poster ..

puerileuwaite said...

Anna-Lys - Perfect! I'll be right over.

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Foam - I just want to go on record that I was already hooked BEFORE I found out you are cool with open relationships.

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NYD - Call it a hunch, but I suspect it's a part you were born to play. And besides, Don Rickles would probably not work for scale.

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K9 - If only you knew how long (4ever, it seems) I've waited for you to say those words. I'm ready to take the next step: let's get matching tattoos.

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Foam - Excellent suggestion! If I ever lose K9 again, a bunch of posters (with a space to write a phone number down below) will come in handy.

cathy said...

I can't listen it's too awful.

puerileuwaite said...

Cathy - Why must you hurt me so? Is this your way of keeping your distance?