Friday, July 07, 2006

Bed for Sale

Dear loyal blog readers,

I never thought that I'd reach this comfort level with you folks so quickly into this new hobby. So I hope that you don't think me too presumptuous in extending this offer.

You see, I'm trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet, and must admit that it was a bit of an impulse buy. Now that it's arrived, I realize that it doesn't go with any of my oak furniture.

I can't send it back because it was made to order. The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India. The mattress is orthopedic, is brand new, and hasn't been slept on.

I thought I would give you, my loyal blog readers (that's right, all 3 or 4 of you), first dibs, but if you do know of anyone else who might be interested, please pass this on, as I'd like to sell it ASAP. I have end tables to match.

I haven't thought of an asking price yet, but if you're interested let me know and we'll sort something out.

Anyway, have a look. And let me know. Thanks.















14 comments:

blackbird said...

damn.

if it were white, it would be perfect at my weekend place.

leelee said...

do you have a picture of the end tables...and is it hand worked wood?

Paula said...

I can see your problem, it interferes with your stripper pole.

puerileuwaite said...

Wow! What a response! If I knew the turnout was going to be THIS brisk, I would've gone ahead with the garage sale.

Blackbird, what can I say? This is an honor, like a visit from blog royalty. Thank you for your comment, and yes, for you I'll paint it white if you like.

Leelee, no, unfortunately I don't have pictures of the end tables just yet. But there are two of them, they match, and I'm confident you can visualize their general shape. To answer your 2nd question: no. The ceiling is too low, so they could not be hand-rubbed.

PJ, good observation. This is why Pamela Anderson absolutely refuses to come over until this problem is resolved.

Thank you, ladies. I now have greater insight into what my viewers are most interested in, for future posts.

Party Girl said...

It's really too subtle for my taste. But thanks.

Now, if it was a clit or vagina bed, well then......

puerileuwaite said...

That was my 1st choice, PG. But then I'd never want to get out of it in the morning.

Mayden's Voyage said...

LOL!
My goodness! Can you imagine sleeping in a thing like that??? Can you imagine having your mom over for dinner- and showing her the house...
LOL!
Oh My- this was a hoot! :D

puerileuwaite said...

Fair Mayden, listening to mom is what got me in this situation in the first place. She said it was time, that the bunk beds had to go.

GirlGoyle said...

Damn I saw this too late. It's probably gone by now. And to think I was in the market for a new frame before the parents came for a visit. Priceless!!!

puerileuwaite said...

GG, sorry girl. You snooze, you lose.

How 'bout as consolation, I send you a copy of "This Bed's Too Big Without You" by The Police?

Would that do?

doggerelblogger said...

nice cushions.

puerileuwaite said...

Whoa! Were you just comin' on to me? Or is it REALLY the cushions? And ... which reality is the sicker one?

buckled said...

I'd buy it, but it looks a little too small for me.

puerileuwaite said...

Buckled, no worries. All you have to do is apply some polish, and it stretches out to King Size.