Thursday, August 31, 2006

Ecology Lesson



While walking through the woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "Man, this just ain't gonna be your day cupcake..."

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puerileuwaite said...

Sure thing! But only if you give me my handcuffs back. Those things cost money, AMERICAN money!

puerileuwaite said...

Cupcake.

leelee said...

HIS-terical...

I'll never look at a tree hugger the same way!

Little Lamb said...

Nor will I.

puerileuwaite said...

Thank you ladies. Oh course, as a pug, I'm for the trees. And the hydrants. And car tires ...

DykesDog said...

I join ya on the trees, hydrants and car tires, silly humans they fall for anything ... I mean all you have to do is call em cupcake!

puerileuwaite said...

You can call me cupcake anytime, dykesdog. Mmmmmmmm....cupcakes....

Little Lamb said...

I thought you were a bull dog. You don't look like a pug.

puerileuwaite said...

I'm a pug. I just have a bit of a weight problem. Bulldogs are way cool, though. And "Hey Bulldog" by The Beatles is a good song. Why am I starting to write like you, Lamby? This frightens me.

Little Lamb said...

Maybe you like my writing style. Or maybe you like me. I don't know. You tell me.

puerileuwaite said...

No, I'm pretty sure it's not either of those two. Do you have any more choices?


(Just kidding! I had you, didn't I?)

Little Lamb said...

Yes, you did. Now tell me which is it?

puerileuwaite said...

Awww, don't force me to say it ... the other commenters will laugh at me ...

Okay ... I like both. You're like packing peanuts. Mildly annoying in a "is she for real?" sense, then all of a sudden I'm hooked.

There. I said it.

Little Lamb said...

Hmmmmmmm.

Little Lamb said...

I like you too.

puerileuwaite said...

Well, good. I was just teasin' with the annoying comment.

Little Lamb said...

I'll try not to be annoying in the future. (Puts head down ashamed.)

Chris Wilson said...

This is so wrong.

puerileuwaite said...

No, that's just the point. You weren't annoying. I just said you were to give you a hard time. I didn't mean it.

puerileuwaite said...

Chris, if a man lovin' a sheep is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Chris Wilson said...

Once again, so wrong.

Little Lamb said...

That is so sweet, PW.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Purielewaieiiaeite, why don't you just tie Lambo to a tree and get it over with before I puke??

puerileuwaite said...

Clown, it's that friggin' icon of hers. It's visual Prozac.

puerileuwaite said...

Girlgoyle, it's always a good day when I hear from you. And it's funny that after all this time, only now did you notice where I placed you. The Black Sheep are my bad influences. Now that I think about it, you really don't fit into this category. So I'm planning on moving over with the White Sheep.

RevRee said...

I'm disturbed, and I thought you were straight. You bastard!

puerileuwaite said...

RevRee, I just like to keep my options open. What's wrong with that? Plus, I told how being in the woods makes me horny!

RevRee said...

Being in the woods, gives you wood!
HA! I made that up myself!!!

puerileuwaite said...

That was brilliant. I wouldn't say it just to hook up, either.

Rev, you reminded me of a true story that I witnessed first-hand.

A radio DJ just finished playing ZZ-Top's "I Woke Up With Wood", and the Weather Girl asked what it meant. The DJ (a real straight-laced type) started laughing so hard, that he couldn't speak for 20-seconds or so.

See you in the woods, cupcake!

Mayden' s Voyage said...

PW- ICK!!!
On second thought...

I actually had a long rant for this, but it was too controversial-
And your blog is- well, soooo- darn cute! (blah!)
With all the lambs, and doggies, clowns, and tree hugger love going around.

I think I need a shower now :)

puerileuwaite said...

FM, it is getting to be more carnival-like. And not in the fun, fresh-air cruise kind of way. The smell is even gettin' to me!

And what IS it about my blog that makes people want to clean up right after their visits?

puerileuwaite said...

Jmeped, please tell me WHERE it was. And please tell me that you bought one for yourself. I've been saying that line for a few years now.

puerileuwaite said...

Jmeped, you DO know that I'll need to see a picture of you in it.

Little Lamb said...

PW is in love with everybody.

puerileuwaite said...

I am a Ladies' Pug, Lamby. No doubt.

Mayden' s Voyage said...

Thanks jmeped...
We have a Kohls (I don't know how to spell it either!)
Maybe I'll have a look this weekend for that t-shirt...funny!

PW- I will send a pic if I find one-
perhaps I can find a stud to model it for you- hugging a tree no less!

puerileuwaite said...

FM, I believe that your spelling is correct. The picture as you described it would be appreciated, though I'd rather see you modeling it.

Little Lamb said...

Yes, let's all have Pugs to hug and not take drugs. (I like to hug)

DykesDog said...

Hey Cupcake you cheating on me with a lamb???

puerileuwaite said...

Oh crap! My 2-timin' has been discovered! Time to take it "on the lam". (Get it?)

Little Lamb said...

Take me with you!

puerileuwaite said...

Now there's a thought. Takin' it on the lam WITH a lamb. Let me give it some thought ...

Little Lamb said...

My post is now finished.

puerileuwaite said...

Good post, Lamby. Hey, is that your nose, or are you eatin' a banana?

Little Lamb said...

HA HA!

Sue Ellen Mischke said...

I wonder if I could tell this joke to my students. I think it illustrates making inferences quite well.

puerileuwaite said...

Sue Ellen, why didn't I have teachers that are as cool as you? Just the fact that you're willing to consider using it to illustrate a point is refreshing. Thank you.

puerileuwaite said...

Okay Girlgoyle. I'll put you back with the Bad Sheep. Just a warning, though. There's are few new bad apples amongst my bad sheep, so the flock is even badder than ever.

Crashtest Comic said...

I have a joke...

Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonderwoman on the roof of the Daily Planet, sunning herself, spread eagle naked (except for her boots.)

Superman thinks to himself:

"You know, with my super-speed I could fly down there, do my buisness, and she'll never know it was me."

So Superman flies down there, bam! bam! bam! And flies away happy.

Wonderwoman looks up and says: "What the hell was that?!"

And the Invisible Man says: "I don't know, but my ass is killing me."

Crashtest Comic said...

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

puerileuwaite said...

Crash, that joke is a classic. Too bad Superman didn't use his X-Ray vision to it's fullest potential. Me? I'd be in every audience for every beauty pageant.

Crashtest Comic said...

What's funniest about that joke is Superman is flying around with a bonar.

And Wonderwoman leaves the boots on. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl.

puerileuwaite said...

Crash, flying around wearing silky tights would give ME a boner. And WHAT is the deal with Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane? How'd you like the be in a Cessna bumping into that puppy in mid-air? And I'm trying to remember if she was invisible once inside the plane. Otherwise, what's the point?

Anyway, you reminded me of a true story that was part of a recent post ("Everyday Superheroes"). Here it is.

***

(Oh, this one reminds me of something HUMOROUS THAT REALLY HAPPENED! This is one of those "friend of a friend stories". My friend's friend was at a packed theatre in a college town watching the original "Superman". As you may recall, there's a point in the movie where Clark (Christopher Reeve) is on a rooftop patio with Lois (Margot Kidder), and he is trying to convince her that he has superpowers. She wants proof. So Lois asks what color panties she has on. Clark stares for a few seconds, then finally blurts out "pink". Sure enough, some wiseass in the audience yells "You looked too far!".)

***

Crashtest Comic said...

It would have been real funny if he used his x-ray vision & found out Lois had a dick.

(lol)

Crashtest Comic said...

8===o

RevRee said...

Crash, did you just grrrrowl? That's hot!

Hey, puerileuwaitefjdpofuesrsdoiupad can you grrrrowl?

puerileuwaite said...

Crash, that would be yet another form of Kryptonite. Unless he was into that shit.

puerileuwaite said...

Only when I'm doin' the nasty, Rev. Then I'm an American Werewolf in France. Awooooooooooo!

RevRee said...

I wanted to say something perverted, but i'm too turned on to think...

Crashtest Comic said...

yes i did grrrrrrrrrrrowl, revree.

you should come to my blog & see me some time.

puerileuwaite said...

Rev, I DO have that effect on people. Women, mostly.

Crashtest Comic said...

Stop cramping my style, dawg!

RevRee said...

I feel like I'm being cyber tag teamed by two hot men! Well, i like to imagine you're both hot! HA!

puerileuwaite said...

Well, Rev, judging by his picture I'd have to say for sure that one of us isn't.

Crashtest Comic said...

Leave the heels on, baby.

O yeah.

RevRee said...

What are you saying? You have a picture of a pug on your profile! I really don't think you have room to talk mister...

RevRee said...

At least I just posted a picture of my lips on my blog!

Crashtest Comic said...

You could check out my pics & vids on www.crashtestcomic.com, including stand-up clips & me getting into a near-brawling match with the producer of the RADIO CHICK SHOW (long story.)

Check 'em out & tell me what you think...

www.crashtestcomic.com

puerileuwaite said...

Rev, if I used my real picture, then I'd REALLY have a problem. The resulting traffic jam to my blog would prevent me from posting.

And your lips are very much appreciated. I already made a copy and have been practicing on a cantaloupe.

Crashtest Comic said...

You don't stand a chance, P.

I'm sweeping this girl off her heels.

Grrrrrrrrowl.

puerileuwaite said...

Well Crash, if the question posed to Rev was: "Who would you rather be trapped on a tropical island with?", then yes, you would probably win. But only because of your Gilligan hat.

Crashtest Comic said...

Yeah--somewhere on a deserted island Gilligan is waking up from under a coconut tree with a bump on his head wondering where his hat went.

Little Lamb said...

I think Crashtest Comic has a good web site. I wonder if he hits it big, will he still talk to us?

RevRee said...

Crash, I'm going to admit to attempting to get to your page. It's not working...so as of right now, you're losing points...

puerileuwaiteweowpqueirpfhnpf,
how about just a picture of your hands?

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby, how will we ever know the answer to that question?

puerileuwaite said...

Rev, I must admit that is an unusual request. You want to see if they're big, right? Next thing, you'll want to see my feet. And isn't that what this is all about? Your insatiable need to see my footware?

What if, by revealing my luxurious hands, you discover that I use way too much lotion way too frequently? Will you think less of me, as if that's even possible?

Little Lamb said...

No, Rev does not want to see your feet. She has a hand fetish. I believe she collects pictures of hands.

Crashtest Comic said...

I've been c-blocked by a pug.

I have pics on my blog too, btw.

(Of me on-satge, in disguise.)

puerileuwaite said...

Okay Crash, since I have dSL on the weekend, I'll take advantage of the high speed and check 'em out.

Lamby, you may be right. I don't know if I like being used that way. I'm more than just a sexy set of cuticles, you know.

Little Lamb said...

I'd like to see a picture of you.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby, you never know. Someday soon I may post one ;-)

How about you?

Little Lamb said...

Not publicly. I did that at a forum and they teased me about it.

puerileuwaite said...

Those bozos. How dare they? I'd never make fun of you.

Little Lamb said...

That's sweet of you to say so.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I guess this is comment 92. What can I say? I've been meaning to visit since you are a friend of my friend the fair Mayden. And you like Crash Test too. Our addiction list differs, but I understand those tricky impulses.

RevRee said...

Lambo, you make it sound like I'm a freak! Just because I happen to enjoy the male hand/fingers doesn't make me a freak! Just because I want to lick, bit and suck on them, makes me by no means a freak! YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Little Lamb said...

revree, I was just sticking up for you. But then again, no, I won't say it.

Crashtest Comic said...

95

Crashtest Comic said...

96

Crashtest Comic said...

97

Crashtest Comic said...

99

Crashtest Comic said...

100!

Congradulations! You are the 100th poster on this, the worlds most populous blog.

I wanna thank Pwerileuwaite (however that's pronounced and spelled.)

I wanna thank my mom for giving me the opportunity to poke my head out of her & rock from then on in.

Thanx
Crash

puerileuwaite said...

Enemy of the State, thank you for your visit. I hope you enjoyed the experience, if a blog can be called an "experience".

FM is a friend. Just please don't let her know that I said so. She'll get all excited and write a poem about me ;-)

And who said that I LIKE Crash? I've spent all day trying to think of ways to let him know that I want to see other comics. But most of them don't even own a computer, let alone know how to use one. When you're living in your car between gigs, hopping on the Internet is not a priority. So I suppose we are all stuck with him for the time being.

I like your blogger name, BTW. I hope to see you again on my blog.

puerileuwaite said...

Ladies, no need to fight over me! I don't think Rev is a freak (in all rooms but one, perhaps), and I'm sure that Lamby doesn't think so either. If Rev is into hands, then so be it. I'll try to keep mine clean, and be careful where I scratch. And Rev, if you're good, who knows? I may even take some provocative silhouettes of them using a projector and a white screen.

RevRee said...

That is so fucking Hot... I don't know if I'll be able to do the late newscast now...

Crashtest Comic said...

WHAT NEWSCAST???!!

Little Lamb said...

You guys are very entertaining.

Crashtest Comic said...

at least one of us is very drunk

puerileuwaite said...

Thank you Crash. I couldn't have reached 100 without you, buddy. At a time such as this, I would be remiss if I didn't reflect on your comments.

And so, in the spirit of Monty Python's "The Show So Far ... "

***

It all started at Comment ~56, where you shared a wonderful joke which revealed how Superman had inadvertantly sodomized the Invisible Man.

Comment ~57 had you thanking me and threatening that you'd be here all week.

Comment ~59 is where you explained the humerous architectural elements of the Superman joke.

In Comment ~61 you submitted a possible additional rimshot to the Superman joke, using his X-Ray vision as the vehicle.

Comment ~64 is where you employed keyboard characters to convey a thought that ultimately only you were privvy to.

Comment ~66 had you confirming to RevRee that Comment ~64 was indeed some form of growl. You then proceeded to try to lure Rev to your blog with a Mae West type of come on.

In Comment ~68, you first identified me as a rival for Rev's affections, and attempted to frighten me off.

Comment ~71 had you momentarily redirecting your energy into a Andrew Dice Clay-esque come on at RevRee.

With Comment ~74 you veered off in a new direction: shamelessly shilling for your website.

Comment ~76 reignited your sense of rivalry for Rev. You then emitted a howl that was refreshingly less cryptic than the one in Comment ~64.

Comment ~78 is where you graciously validated my Gilligan's hat joke.

Comment ~85 had you feeling insecure in the race to secure Rev's ever-fleeting attention. You then attempted one again to lure us to your website.

Comments 95 thru 99 contained their respective numbers as you helped me get to 100 comments.

Comment 100 was where you congratulated me for reaching 100 comments.

***

Crash, I may be way off on some of the Comment numbers, but I do want to thank you (and all of my other commenters) for helping to reach 100 for the very first time!

puerileuwaite said...

The show must go on, Rev. I'm sure that Crash has performed in adverse conditions. Perhaps EVERY time. However, as there were likely no witnesses, we may never know.


(Crash, you DO know I'm kidding, right?)

Mayden' s Voyage said...

PW- My friend-
Not quite as cute as K9-
He has a funny blog-
But is it as good as mine?

I'd like to think he's cute,
And a Pug is very sweet-
Should I find it interesting,
That PW has large hands and feet?

Well- perhaps I'll never know
Exactly who PW might be...
A dog, a man, a twisted soul-
It's all the same to me!!! :)

Maybe someday we'll have lunch
And I'll find PW not a dog at all,
But I'm guessing he's over 45,
And probably not very tall...

LOL:) You know you wanted one...a poem that is! :P
smooch :)

puerileuwaite said...

I scored a poem. My first one, too. Sure, I've had a few disgusting limericks thrown over my fence, my this truly is different. Thank you FM! Smooches back at you.

And no, I am way younger than 45! What are you trying to do, scare off my readers! And for the record I am 6'1" and weigh 183 pounds.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

111 comments and counting??!

I told you your blog traffic would explode once you added the Mighty Blog Network Seal of Excellence. You may thank me at any time.

Little Lamb said...

Well you wanted lots of comments, now you have them.

Crashtest Comic said...

Major bbq at the house today, baby.

puerileuwaite said...

Thank you Buckled. I'd be proud to have you on my wing as part of the Alliance of New Asscociates Logging on the Web (ANAL-Web), a multi-national group that is being launched as we speak. Mission Statement to follow.

puerileuwaite said...
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puerileuwaite said...

(Oops, that was me posting the same comment twice.)

Clown, now I understand why young Skywalker turned to the dark side. Thanks!

puerileuwaite said...

Sure, Lamby, but with the motley group I've attracted, it's a somewhat hollow feeling ...

I'm kidding, of course.

puerileuwaite said...

Okay Crash, but after seeing that last pic on your site, I'm avoiding the basement.

RevRee said...

and I'm back!!

puerileuwaite said...

Wow, Rev, that was one hell of a LONG newscast!

RevRee said...

I got one hell of a hang over too...

puerileuwaite said...

What happened? Was it US that drove you to it?

RevRee said...

Lets just say, I'm sore...

puerileuwaite said...

I read the sordid details. But why the soreness? Dare I ask?

RevRee said...

I'll tell you after the Newscast...

puerileuwaite said...

Deal.

RevRee said...

Hey, are you ever going to post again?

puerileuwaite said...

Yes. Once I get to 200 comments with this one.

puerileuwaite said...

Just kidding. Within the next day or so, I'll have a new one.

RevRee said...

Finally we're alone!

puerileuwaite said...

I've harassing you on your blog, BTW. So what happened with The Illustrated Man?

RevRee said...

Yes, I saw that...you're just jealous of Clive!

Well...this is a public forum, I can't really say what happened...

But for a price...

puerileuwaite said...

Why would I be jealous? Not only does he have a misshapen head (and I can only speak for the one that's visible ... lord knows how horribly misshapen the "other" one is), but his first name reminds me of something you'd put on a baked potato along with a dollop of sour cream.

And what gives? Your escapades are now pay-per-view?

RevRee said...

Hahhaahhahaha ok, ok that was very clever!

so I had my first experience with a pierced tattooed guy... whats the big deal?

puerileuwaite said...

That there weren't any snags.

RevRee said...

Thank GOD his "Monster" wasn't pierced... that would be been real awkward...

Pud said...

Wow! So how did you manage to get unhandcuffed?

puerileuwaite said...

Too bad it wasn't. You couldn't yanked it out and yelled: "GRENADE!".

puerileuwaite said...

Hey Pud, you're back! You're just mad because of my Steelers jokes, aren't you?

RevRee said...
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RevRee said...

Hahahahah where do you come up with them?

His hands were hot too...

puerileuwaite said...

Probably because he'd been sitting on them. Did they smell funny?

RevRee said...

He wasn't sitting on them. But, they smelled sweet, like sex and candy

puerileuwaite said...

Careful, Rev! He sounds like the dude who was stalking playgrounds earlier in the day. It was on the news even!

RevRee said...

Did he carry a pair of handcuffs and have a box of cupcakes in his trunk?

puerileuwaite said...

Hey, you're right! Maybe it's the SAME guy. Did yours say he was into AC/DC?

RevRee said...

Worse, Anthrax...

puerileuwaite said...

Well hopefully it wasn't contagious. As long as you didn't have contact, you should be okay.

RevRee said...

I took a shower, I promise

puerileuwaite said...

Um, okay.

RevRee said...

so...you owned your handcuffs long?

puerileuwaite said...

I just lost a pair in the woods. Funny you should ask.

RevRee said...

I've never been handcuffed to a tree, or anything for that matter

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - Welcome! Come to think of it, I'm unsure if I'd pick the band over the virus.

puerileuwaite said...

Rev, you are not alone. There's a lot of underprivileged women out there. I can't get to all of you.

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - Et tu t?

Even the tortured geniuses turn on me.

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - No offense taken. If one doesn't have a thick skin, they won't last long with this crew! It's almost an insult when they DON'T take the time to stop and insult me.

I picked my name as a slap at my own writing (when it's my own), figuring that I should beat others to the punch.

Then I realized (and have been repeatedly reminded), just as is the case with my blog title, and some of my posts as well, that it's tediously long.

However lately I've been getting a kick out of those who make fun of it. So I do suppose in that way it's worth it after all.

Usually people shorten it, which is understandable. So feel free to use what you will. P and PW seem to be the most popular choices. PU works too, I guess.

By the way, I like your blogs. I breezed through and realized that I need to find my old pair of 3-D glasses, and my barely touched bottle of Gingko Biloba, prior to my return. Extremely creative and interesting. Disturbing, even, in some cases - which is good. Art should make one think, especially when everything else has failed (in my case, anyway).

Little Lamb said...

I don't even know how to pronounce your name, puerileuwaite, much less spell it. I copied and pasted it in this thing.

RevRee said...

I don't get it...

puerileuwaite said...

Okay ladies, I shall explain and then go to bed.

Puerile (pure - rile) means "childish or foolish".

Waite is just "wait" with an "e" tacked on for extra "panache".

Put the whole shebang together and you get pure-rile-u-wait.

I know it's stupid. But it's mine and I don't want to change now.

puerileuwaite said...

In other words, "while you wait, I write something childish/foolish".

Let the insults begin!

Little Lamb said...

clever.

puerileuwaite said...

Not really, Lamby. But thanks!

Little Lamb said...

You're welcome. It's yours and you came up with it.

Crashtest Comic said...

Grrrrrrrrowl

Crashtest Comic said...

PU:

I put a link to your blog on my site, so now your transormation to the Dark Side is complete!

Little Lamb said...

Are you really waiting for 200 posts before you do a new post?

Little Lamb said...

I'm going to try to do mine everyday just so you can conmment.

Little Lamb said...

I'm not as popular as you are at this time.

puerileuwaite said...

Thanks /t. I shall link you as well.

puerileuwaite said...

Crash, I do appreciate it. Now it's just a matter of waiting for UPS to deliver the Darth Vadar costume.

puerileuwaite said...

Oops. I meant Vader. Whew! That was close! I would've had 20-angry messages from fellow Sci-Fi nerds on that misspelling.

puerileuwaite said...

No Lamby. I'm not intentionally waiting for 200. It's just that I'm getting over a wicked cold, and my work has been stacking up. So I'm going to be real busy catching up this next week. Hopefully I may even be able to post later on today; sometime tomorrow at the latest.

BTW, you never fail to crack me up. And I enjoy the mystery of not knowing how much of it is intentional.

Keep your blog going, and your audience will find you. After all, look at mine, and what my dementia has managed to attract.

Little Lamb said...

I'm hoping my audience will grow. I have plans. It may not work out, but what the heck. I won't know till it happens or won't happen. I'm going with the goal I have in mind.

Little Lamb said...

Oh, and take care of that cold and get better really really soon. It's no fun to be sick.

RevRee said...

YOU'RE THE CULPRIT???? I NOW HAVE A COLD! YOU BASTARD!!! AAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Chhhhhoooooooooooo

Grrrrrowl

puerileuwaite said...

So let me get this staight: the tatooed mysterious stranger gets the pleasure, and I get the blame? Why oh why must it be this way?

puerileuwaite said...

Staight? I can't spell for shit today.

RevRee said...

Why oh why does it take your comment page 20 minutes to load? I'll tell you why, because you have like a million comments, it's getting out of control, puerileuwaitefhdsfjhsfdfh!

Come get high on nyquil with me, it will be fun! We'll watch old Crocodile Hunter shows!

puerileuwaite said...

No thanks, Rev. I'm afraid you'll sting me in the chest with your poisonous barb! Or when I finally regain consciousness, I'll have a tatoo of your icon on my butt. Homey don't play those games.

puerileuwaite said...

Tattoo. What is up with my spelling?

RevRee said...

Fine! I'm going back to bed for awhile. I gotta go to work later.

Meanie

Mighty Dyckerson said...

If you make 1000 comments by midnight tonight, I'll give you a million bucks!

puerileuwaite said...

Oh shit. I've got some serious shilling to do then.

Crashtest Comic said...

Clown's got a million bucks in his mom's basement, or what?

Little Lamb said...

Me thinks the clown robbed a bank and needs somewhere to stash the money.

Crashtest Comic said...

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Crashtest Comic said...

200!

Congradulations on being the 200th poster on the world's most populous blog.

I want to than me mum & dad & steve irwin, wherever you are!

sparringK9 said...

/bark bark bark

there was a developer in florida who was into kinky sex, who was found dead hanging nekkid from a tree in a leather outfit (natch)...i guess he was one of those suffocate and c*m types. mustve run into your tree hugger...

/grrrr

Little Lamb said...

I think those of us who post here should get the million dollars along with the pug.

RevRee said...

FUCK! I missed the 200th post!

ahhhhhh chooooooo

puerileuwaite said...

Unbelievable! Now watch: my next post will net 3-comments tops.

Thanks everyone. Crash, you DO know what THIS means: yep, another "the comments so far". Can't do it now, though. I've gotta step away for awhile.

K9, thank you for stopping by. Who knew the woods could have such wildlife?

Lamby, Rev - thank you ladies. Rev, get well soon.

Little Lamb said...

puerileuwaite said...
Unbelievable! Now watch: my next post will net 3-comments tops.

LL says: HA! I doubt that very much!

Little Lamb said...

You'll get way more than three.

RevRee said...

I'm out of nyquil...I think I took too much, the room is....getting....darker...... grandma... is that you?....

Little Lamb said...

Go to sleep, Rev. Get a good night's sleep and I'll see you in the morning.

Look at me, answering psots at puerileuwaite's blog. I'm even starting to sound like him.

This is scarey.

Little Lamb said...

I can't even spell posts right.

**posts**

I wonder if I'm turning into him?

He couldn't spell earlier, now its happening to me. What's going on?

Crashtest Comic said...

The Bible says:

A little Nightquill
is good for the soul.

2nd Mel Gibson: 5:2

puerileuwaite said...

Little Lamb, behind every successful man there is a woman. Discouraging him from retreating to the safe haven of home by virtue of her presence there. So instead he totally immerses himself in a steady torrent of productivity and accomplishment. Not that I can be that man. But perhaps you can be that woman.

Either that, or if you continue to morph into me, you can become my stand-in at important events. This leads me to wonder: WHAT IF President Kennedy had a body-double in Dallas? WHAT IF President McKinley had a stand-in at the 1901 World's Fair? WHAT IF President Lincoln stayed home that night and sent a "sacrificial lamb" in his place?

puerileuwaite said...

Crash - Oh, please God, no. Please tell me that you didn't create a SECOND Mel Gibson! This would drive me mad to the max!

sparringK9 said...

/bark bark bark

i like P.U. Wait. pug the rapper.

/grrr

puerileuwaite said...

Rev, I wasn't ignoring you, Go look at your site, sexy.

puerileuwaite said...

/t. - If I have to lose my "e", then you have to lose your Dali - esque moustache.

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